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Patti B

My life is a vacation. Yet nobody wants to come along!!

About Me

People say that I have a drinking problem but I have absolutely no probelm with my drinking.

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My Interests

Tight jeans, bright makeup, high heels, and big hair. Loud music, karaoke, cigarettes, and cowbell. Sun, beer, and a turtle boat.

I'd like to meet:

Probably not you so send me a message first

Music:

Motley Crue, Poison, Van Halen, Aerosmith, the Scorpions, AC/DC, Judas Priest. Mostly Glam and Trash Rock but really anything that features cow bell and clap outs, and lots of it

Movies:

Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Batman Begins, Super Troopers, this is Spinal Tap, and Hardcore Porn featuring your mom!!!

Television:

Prison Break, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Dog the Bounty Hunter, any true crime stories on A&E

Books:

Not really big on reading but we have to say it, the Dirt by Motley Crue. Plus, I get the weekly Light Truck Trader because I'm in the market for a rockin' SUV