The HiTMeN have made a name for themselves playing clandestine CIA functions in the 80's during the Reagan years. Known as the original "Freedom Jam Band", Tommy Gunz and Johnny Slapya are legends among government operatives worldwide. And as Dick Cheney's favorite band and as some of the only folks who've ever succeeded at making him dance, The HiTMeN are indeed quite special.When not focused on being washed up ROCK STARS, The HiTMeN still find time to throw together haphazard assassination attempts...specializing in targeting honorable but vulnerable third-world leaders who unsmartly refuse to sell out their country's resources to our corporations. This my friends is a problem. At the end of the day The HiTMeN can still make a jackal dance and a company money...all in the name of FREEDOM. Limited time offer, only while supplies last.
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Member Since: 2/27/2006
Band Website: thehitmenwillkillyou.com
Band Members: Tommy Gunz on Drums, Johnny Slapya on self pity
Influences: Electricity and Chocolate.
Sounds Like: Our songs.
Record Label: Trump Records.
Type of Label: Major
My Blog
The New Shit
Hey ya'll,
We've only been working on our new 7 song EP for about a year and a half now and it seems like things are progressing mighty quickly. In fact we're about halfway through pre-production, so ... Posted by THE HiTMEN on Thu, 29 May 2008 08:23:00 PST
Base player
We've added a base player. Now there's three of us. We're still not a real band though. It's all lip sync and air guitar, but on a real guitar.....but we're so good at it, you can't... Posted by THE HiTMEN on Sun, 28 May 2006 10:04:00 PST