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David

What I lack in knowledge I make up for in stupidity

About Me


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I am a man, not a monkey or a lesser spotted twat gasher. I frequently extract enjoyment from my star covered winkie and from pen knives, although not at the same time...I'm not a cock lopper. When I lived in Swansea I played bass for Zetetic (have a look at the site) It was great fun. I have been potty trained for coming up to 7 years now with only one lapse.... give me a chocolate button!

My Interests

Anything I can get my chimp hands on but especially bikes, music and dogs in coats...hillarious!

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Dickinson, I should really check his profile, I bet he wants to meet me. I have met Stewart Lee, he looked worried.

Music:

Man I love the Maiden, so much so that I was repremanded by my band mates for trying to replicate Steve Harris' "crowd shooting"

Movies:

I.D., LOTR, Dazed and Confused, True Romance, No retreat no surrender, Inner space and Ghostbusters

Television:

Spaced, Green wing, Alan Partride, Human remains, Family guy, Father Ted Curb your enthusiasm and TMWRNJ, that was the stuff of winkie dreams when it was on.

Books:

LOTR, Can raindeers fly and Perfect fool by Stewart Lee

Heroes:

Bruce Dickinson, Steve Harris and Simon Pegg, depends on my current obsession.