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Coktor Dox

I am here for Dating

About Me

lɐǝɹ ɹoʇıpǝ slooʇ ǝlıɟoɹd ʇsǝq मैं प्रेम ऑनलाइन अनुवादकों
at least one MP3 a day for 2008!
XOC
videogame music ASS IS FOR ASTRONAUT
sexy nerds without a plan
RECREATIONAL
EPISIOTOMY

something loud THE BUTTFUXTABLES
live incarnation coming never
HEMOSTAT
harsh noise STICKMAN LINCOLN
I was the drummer
THEOPHAGUS
teen-age overdubbage LAS PESADILLAS
I was the drummer here too
THE SOUNDRY
COURTER PROJECT

music made at my job while I'm supposed to be actually working OLD MAN HOMO
I was the bassist
OPTICAL PIES RECORDERS
my recording studio / living quarters KNIFETHRUHEAD
I'm a guitarist here
RADIO ORANGEVALE
live rock tonite LIQUID SMOKE
beatznrapz (coming soon)
THE MUTANTS OF 2051 A.D.
mutant dance-o mutant no understand-o ?
spuǝıɹɟ ʎɯ ǝɹɐ ǝsǝɥʇ
and
sʇuǝɯɯoɔ ɹıǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ ǝsǝɥʇ

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


PROTIP: cross eyes

Music:

a (nearly) complete database
of my music collection resides HERE
rateyourmusic.com/~xoc

Heroes:



My Blog

Toby

(excerpts from the "Toby Wraparounds" featurette from the Season 3 DVD)Hi.  I'm Toby Flenderson.  Or, as Michael refers to me, Worthless.  Or, Everything That's Wrong with the Paper Ind...
Posted by Coktor Dox on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:09:00 PST

two more randomized elements

...the contact tables and the "heroes" section are now fully randomized.The random banners in the "extended network" area have been temporarily replaced by a VOTE OBAMA graphic (which, incidentally, i...
Posted by Coktor Dox on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:06:00 PST

xoc on jackassworld.com?

(I posted this on the XOCspace but I'm reposting it here because it made me happy.)Johnny Knoxville printed my DEVO-ish entry to the jackassworld "Spud Man" t-shirt contest!  LINK!here's the ori...
Posted by Coktor Dox on Sat, 31 May 2008 10:04:00 PST

dental dilemma

WARNING:  actual "blog"-blog aheadLast night, I suddenly had excrutiating dental pain.  I called my dentist's office voicemail, which gave me the emergency number, which told me to call back...
Posted by Coktor Dox on Wed, 21 May 2008 11:51:00 PST

first world problems

My awesome giant lamp exploded when I hit it!It was an accident -- a mosquito got into my room and I was trying to slap it around.  Then WHAAPPFF I hit the flat bottom part of the lampshade ONCE ...
Posted by Coktor Dox on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:33:00 PST

AUDI 5000 G

I got so sick of looking at that joyless schmuck in the UTI ad that I made thisololllolololol...
Posted by Coktor Dox on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:35:00 PST

super stupid with your ups and downs

I'm sorry to have to be reposting banner ads for my blog content, but I can't help it.  This one is fucking hilarious.  Hypnotic, even. ...
Posted by Coktor Dox on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:19:00 PST

feelin crabby

Special thanks are in order to Cassandra Cox (no relation) for her circumlocution of the fucking ZODIAC SIGN field.  I've been pissy about that for years now.  There has been a simple soluti...
Posted by Coktor Dox on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:38:00 PST

Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

I just bought this cool old banner at an antique store so I could fit in with my neighbors.  If only I had one for each window!  *LOL*...
Posted by Coktor Dox on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:01:00 PST

missing from my life

Has anyone else tried the goddamn Slurpuccino yet?  It is so motherfucking delicious.  This fills the exciting-novelty-coffee-beverage void I’ve been dealing with since they discontinu...
Posted by Coktor Dox on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:14:00 PST