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Noah Goddamn Nelson

From distant star to this here bar

About Me

I come from a long line of frontiersman and outdoor types.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that isn't a retard. Occasional retardery is fine but, if you start making it habitual, I'll set you on fire, face first.

Books:

Mark Twain, Steinbeck, Algren, Marquez.

Heroes:

I got me a secret hero.

My Blog

Following will lose you a limb

When I was just into my teens and friend of mine and I used to hang around this bike shop in Folsom name of Bicycles Plus. We were heavy into the BMX and when we were too lazy to ride, we'd go to the ...
Posted by Noah Goddamn Nelson on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:26:00 PST

Mike Donovan

Pizza faced, pock-marked wastoid of the Isabella set. He used to ride his nasty bike up the block and down the block and all over the other blocks. A bully with no one to beat on and worthlessly alone...
Posted by Noah Goddamn Nelson on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:10:00 PST

Future fossils

I see the monlith rising right out of the oceanI see the castle there and hear that their language is growing"Life" is a made up word, so are "disaster" and "torture"I know an ugly soul and that's in ...
Posted by Noah Goddamn Nelson on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:27:00 PST

Attitude is your most important tool EDIT

 Fuck this day in the mouth with Hitler's skull.
Posted by Noah Goddamn Nelson on Wed, 24 May 2006 03:07:00 PST

The Hare

His hair of curls of smoke And Hers, his sleeping dream Bows of rain rest her shoulders dear And he's sown into her seams Breezes kiss her brow And he's walking down her lane Shooting out the clouds T...
Posted by Noah Goddamn Nelson on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 04:25:00 PST

Zanzibar

The mezzanine goes bizarre and Baby gets facetious the bastard son clutching to his rose He loves her sleepy phone call whisper Though his lines were once tangled up in crows   And though it...
Posted by Noah Goddamn Nelson on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 08:31:00 PST

Blog-dog

Yep, I'm lookin' like a massive douchebag on the blogs these days. We all gotta fall across the tile sometimes, though. I feel great for having said what I said.  I'm Noah Goddamn Nelson and ther...
Posted by Noah Goddamn Nelson on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 04:18:00 PST

The death of Jesus, Orangevale style

To those I know and love,  Friday night we're gonna we're going to put it down, or up, or sideways here in Orangevale. It's on account of my birthday a ways back on the 20th that I didn't get to ...
Posted by Noah Goddamn Nelson on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:05:00 PST

I once met a girl

I was about 17. I called a friend and found myself on the phone with this girl who had recently dropped acid and talked a mile. I remember it like ten minutes ago. I was on nothing except for maybe so...
Posted by Noah Goddamn Nelson on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:16:00 PST

Just like rock 'n' roll, I...

...decided I was going to do something no matter how shitty I was at it. This time around, I chose the visual arts for my medium and wound up actually being proud of it. It's a piece of something that...
Posted by Noah Goddamn Nelson on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:30:00 PST