WHITTRASHANDWHISKEY(BEAUTIFULGARBAGE)

Myspace Layouts***************************MY INTRO .......*.TO MY ABOUT ME..****PLEASE READ THE FIRST HALF BEFORE YOU ATTEMPT TO MESSAGE ME..........JUST SO WE MAKE SURE NO TIME IS WASTED............****************************************** ***********************************************SO LET ME MAKE SOMETHING VERY VERY SPECIFIC..BEFORE YOU FUCKHEADS START READING THIS.....IF YOUR HERE TO TRY TO HOOK UP ...OR HOLLA AT ME..... FUCK OFF AND KEEP BROWSING MOTHER FUCKERS...CAUSE I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR DICK..I DONT WANNA EXCHANGE PICS..I DONT HAVE YAHOO OR AIM OR AOL OR NOTHING TO FUCKIN CHAT ..DONT WANNA READ YOUR WORTHLESS WORDS ANYHOW...IM NOT DOING PIC COMMENT FOR PIC COMMENT...I DONT WANNA 'MAYBE HOOK UP AND CHILL SOMETIME'...... I DONT WANT TO SMOKE CRACK WITH YOU I DONT GIVE A MOTHERFUCK HOW YOU THINK YOU COULD PUT IT DOWN ON ME LIKE NO OTHER BOY COULD..........AND TO THOSE OF YOU FORTY YEAR OLD PERVERTS HAVING A MID LIFE CRISIS AND REALLY WANT A PRETTY LITTLE TEENAGE GIRL TO PLAY THE PART OF YOUR TROPHY ASS FOR WHEN YOU GO TO YOUR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION....DONT FUCKIN BOTHER PLEASE BECAUSE ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO TELL YOUR BALDING MALE PEERS ABOUT HOW YOU FOUND YOUR WIFE ON FUCKIN MYSPACE.........THAT WILL BE A GREAT STORY.......TRYING TO ESCORT SOME GURL YOU HARDLY KNOW TO BE ALL ON HUGH HEFF STAUS AND SHIT...I MEAN THEY WILL PROLLY ASSUME THAT ITS YOUR FUCKIN DAUGHTER BEFORE YOU GOT A CHANCE TO SAY ANYTHING.....AND IF YOUR ARE LIKE THAT...THEN PLEASE DO US A FAVOR AND GET OFF MYSPACE BECAUSE YOUR JUST REALLY ANNOYING ..NO ONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAYS AND THE GURLS THAT DO ARE PROLLY MONEY HUNGRY GOLD DIGGING PLASTIC BITCHES....GOOD TO LOOK BUT NOT TO TOUCH ..SO HAVE FUN WITH THAT........I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT LIKE ME.....I DONT WANT TO TRY OUT YOUR MODELING AGENCY......WE CAN BE MYSPACE FRIENDS ONLY.....AND IF I DONT WRITE YOU BACK..FUCKIN GET OVER IT MAN..MAYBE I DONT HAVE TIME..MAYBE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MAKING SOMETHING..OR WALKING OUT THE DOOR...MAYBE I JUST DONT WANNA FUCKIN TALK TO YOU.....I DUNNO BUT MAYBE YOU CAN DIG THROUGH WHICH ONE OF THOSE APPLY TO YOU WHY YOUR HAVING A FUCKIN CIRCLE JERK WITH YOUR BOYS NEXT TO YA...ANYHOW THATS ALL FOR NOW..AND IF I HAVE POINTED YOU OUT IN ONE OF MY SENTENCES..THEN THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY..IF NOT...THEN WELCOME TO MY FUCKIN SPACE......XOXOXOXO-FUCKINCUNT-XOXOXOX...................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ........*************..................DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU DONT HAVE GOOD TOOTH TO GUM RATIO....................................................... ..................................CAUSE THAT REALLY GETS TO ME.........................................................C AUSE I HAVE THIS ABNORMAL ATTRATION TO TEETH........................OOOO AND I REALLY FUCKIN LOVE BIRTHDAY CAKE..I MEAN IT JUST...AHH..I ONLY LIVE FOR BIRTHDAY CAKE...ITS THE BEST...........! OH ...AND FOR SUCH A SWEET LIL GURLIE LIKE ME...I MUST TELL YOU NOW..I GOT A FOUL MOUTH..................HA HA ..........SUCK IT.......................................................... ............................................................ ...*****************************IM FUCKIN TORRI....IM LOUD..I SAY WHATS ON MY MIND.. I HAVE THE WORD "CUNT" TATTOOED ACROSS MY NECK..I LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD.AND JACK DANIELS WILL BE MY DOWNFALL.... OR KENTUCKY DELUX... I LOVE SITTING IN A CARDBOARD BOX AND DRINKING..I SMOKE CANCER STICK LIKE THEY ARE GOING OUT OF STYLE... I SMILE WHEN IM MAD... I LIKE TO PRETEND IM BRANDNEW EVEN THOUGH I ONLY GOT WASHED... I HAVE A LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MOM..BUT I LOVE HER BEST....THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I HAVE LEARNED IN MY LIFE SO FAR...IS THAT ..MY HEART BREAKS JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSES...AND NOT TO DEBATE THE IDEA OF A PERFECT WORLD...THE WORLD IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT...HOW YOU TAKE THE SUPRISES AND FALLS THAT IT THROWS AT YOU...ITS INSANE TO DEBATE THE IDEA..AND I HAVE LEARNED NOT TO ANYMORE..ITS POINTLESS AND EVERYONE HAS A DIFFERENT IDEA...WHO IS TO BOLD TO SAY WHICH IS RIGHT AND WHICH IS WRONG...THEY SAY TO EACH THEIR OWN..AND INDEED...TO EACH THEIR OWN... OH AND THAT ALOTAA PEOPLE JUST TALK ABOUTIT ..NOT TO MANY CAN ACTUALLY BE ABOUT...IT ....I LOVE PICTURES BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE TIME TO TAKE SOME OF MYSELF..... DONT GIVE ME RED WINE OR I GET BALIGERANTLY DRUNK...AND CRY AND LAUGH AND THROW THINGS AND THEN GET HAPPY... I DONT START SHIT ....BUT I WILL GET DOWN AND FUCKIN DIRTY IN IT IF SOMEONE WANTS TO BRING IT TO ME...DONT BE A DUMBASS AND TALK TRASH ON MYSPACE...BECAUSE YOU WILL LOOK LIKE MORE OF A PUSSY THAN YOU ALREADY ARE...I DONT CARE NOTHING FOR BRATS...XOXO-TORRI-XOXOXMY OTHER ABOUT ME.....IT HAPPENS............................................. if you dont already know me...well i will tell you im beyond bi polar...and i was BIG up there... but now im small...i feel like shit right now and i dont know what to think about it...i dont even know if i think about it.....my world falls apart just like everyone else's world does...maybe faster ..and maybe at the worst time.. this is the vulnerable me...the part that you can get into and break...but even if this is broken...you cant break the part up there...my world is insane...im convinced medication cannot fix this...because you dont fix broken things with medication...you fix them with tape and glue....you weld and sew...stitch and staple.. love to me is hate at its finest..but what a fine thing it is...hope is what kills us...not love............... hope is our excuse to keep dragging oursleves through hell just a little bit longer than we already have....we hope for the tomorrow that is greater than our today and our yesterday.....we hope that we can fix it tomorrow...we hope that our world will have some way some how put itself back together while we slept...but it wont..... 'they say' that im crazy and chemically imbalanced ....but who says that my imbalance is not the balance that it is supposed to be...maybe their perfect chemical balance is really the crazy way...because to me...more of the world is imbalanced than balanced.. i wanna find something in this world that doesnt come and go..like boyfriends and girlfriends...love and hate....they say friends are forever...but tell me who has had a friend that has been there forever...that has never decieved or lied...that has never turned their back and been completely honest....and if you can come to me and tell me that...well then maybe you just never found out that your friend did those things....but we all make mistakes...therfore that cant be... when im BIG i dont have a fear...i dont have a care...i dont have a thought that could hold me back...but while i am small...well i am small...small enough to be crushed...crumbled up like a letter that you decided not to give because you mis-spelled or mis worded..like trash...or beautiful garbage... my BIGGEST FEAR..is the dark parts of my head...mind ..whatever...the parts i cant seem to get down on a piece of paper...the parts that move so quickly that i cant sort through and read them the way they are meant to be read...the parts of my mind that i cant understand...the unknown..undiscovered... basically what im trying to say ..is that there are very clearly two different parts to me...well really ..to many parts...i swear im like five people in one persons body... but maybe when the other three come out you can meet them as well...but so far...you have met the BIG ME and the small me...which one do you prefer..? or do you suppose you can handle them all...?..................................
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