Heidi

I have a penchant for smoking, have been told I drink too much and form an opinion way too quickly. All people of authority tell me I have an inability to be serious, but I put it down to the fact that I believe I know too much. I'm not pessimistic, but rarely get my hopes dashed. I like to chew on the clothes of people I am comfortable with, and hum when under extreme pressure/stress/fear or anxiety.

I dislike being touched by people I don't like, and find ignorant people, rudeness, pigeons and spiders unbearable. I think midget porn is hilarious and people who play air instruments intriguing. I believe that by calling decoupage, art, is like calling Brophy Notes, literary genius! I stand up for the men that have fluffy, little, tampon puppies and think that socks and jocks are in fact an awesome present!!! An addiction is not a problem if you can afford it and no one can be purely self sufficient.

)There is nothing hotter than a straight guy whose best mate is gay and Im obsessed by useless information and facts. My favourite historical figure is Marie Antoinette, for making the most an arranged marriage. I accept and welcome all cultures, no matter how diverse and have always wonder when a pro-table tennis player knew for the FIRST time, that they were going to be, a Pro Table Tennis Player Do they consider the term Ping Pong derogative?

Extreme weather can make my day - and I like to pass time initiating and conducting various social experiments. I want to have invented a word in the English dictionary before I die and leave behind more than my genes. When I was little, I wanted to be a ballerina, and when I got older, I wanted to be black.

I woke up once in the middle of an operation and my love of psychopath films and The Crime Channel DOES slightly disturb me. I have always supported womens rights, until they turn sexist. I know Im not depressed, just because I love The Bell Jar, and will forever deem Salvador Dali as a genius. Women should be well versed and practised in the effects of alcohol and drugs and should not draw conclusions on cringe moments. I embrace change and accept that my taste is not your taste, but your taste is often the usual. Ive experienced the suicide of two pet fish and a budgie and have always been fond of the colour blue. Men with tattoos are divine, and turtles as a household pet are definitely making a comeback.

Self Diagnosis is my drug of choice and A.D.D in children should be nurtured rather than suppressed. Dr Greys Men are from Mars.. is a regurgitation of Charles Darwin and I know that a Valiant is the greatest car. I believe Dignity is NOT a state of mind and rules are the thoughts of somebody else. I think Reality TV should be the psychologists text book and a-la Tony Robbins courses weaken strong minds.

People falling up stairs still make me giggle and man CAN live on bread alone! I have an older brother who is a master of his craft and parents I hand picked in a previous life. I dislike people talking to me about the dreams they had last night, I fear their fears will permeate mine. Birthdays bewilder me and yes, my cat does act more like a dog.

I live life on no edge of extreme emotion and will be forever a fan of The Little Mermaid. Above and beyond, in my 28th year, I want to you to remember two significant things....I AM a lady and Im pretty!!