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Chris

I was always a bit jealous, the voices from my TV just kept telling me to shop at Asda, at least her

About Me

Erm. From London, now in Malaysia. Going home soon (maybe).Layout made by Kristinaa at CreateBlog.com .

My Interests

just music, going out to much and the like.

I'd like to meet:

Would have said steve Irwin. Now Austin Stevens. He gets bitten a lot more so its more entertaining.

Music:

Anuthing well written and produced. Except most Country & Western (think billy ray cyrus, I swear that man is pure evil with a mullet) and freestyle jazz kinda sucks.

Television:

anything with a title along the lines of: 'when good pets go bad', or 'when inanimate objects attack'

Books:

Just read 'A Brief History of Tractors in Ukrainian' which was not very good and 'The Curious Incident of The Dog in the Night Time' which was.

My Blog

So long KL

Final blog from my desk at work in Kuala Lumpur in the Federal Territory, Malaysia.  Its been fun.  i'll miss the drinks, the very friendly peeps, the funny nights out, the cheap and sp...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:11:00 PST

Day 5 in the big brother house

5 days into the great stop smoking extravaganza.  I now detest chewing gum and have become addicted to extra stong mints, ignoring the clearly spurious warnings not to consume more that 2 packets...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:19:00 PST

Happy Birthday

Its my birthday tomorrow.  25 for christs sake. Its 11.30am so I'm gonna try and sack off the afternoon  spend the day drinking and turn up drunk at my girlfriends 4...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:35:00 PST

Top 5 ........ Reasons I can't wait to start drinking again

1.  I can use the excuse of being hungover again instead of realising that I am actually just to lazy to get out of the pit. 2.  Women will once again seem more attractive and and I will act...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:09:00 PST

Top 5 ........BBC Sport theme tunes

Not by any means an exhaustive list. 1.  BBC Snooker theme tune (Drag Racer, Doug Woods Band).  The classic and heavy tune the BBC have even seen fit to unleash upon the public. 2.  The...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:15:00 PST

Top 5.......Things I miss about the UK

Alright, in no particular order. 1.  Kebabs, that tasty nutricious treat smothered in garlic and chili sauce of the perfect consistency to dribble down you fucking trousers on the walk home at 3a...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:35:00 PST