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D.Analwartman

im a loser who will steal from you and lie to you about it. DONT LEND ME MONEY!!!

About Me

Well i leave this part till last..and now i feel like i've said everything i might have said in this part. So i'll just say this. If you want to get to know me read all my shit and go from there. OH YA IM A THIEF!!!!Don't let ME go down on you ....cause IM gonna try...

My Interests

taking it in the ass dry...swallowing lots of cum, and licking a hairy man's balloon knot.

I'd like to meet:

A BIG BOY NAMED BILLY BOB, who will take my ass virginity...he he i cant wait.

Music:

I like everything...from Frank Sinatra to Marlyn Manson, to taking it in the ass....girls not so much....unless I marry my sister or want to kill myself. Also Iam finding it more and more difficult to enjoy little boys....am I getting old..?

Movies:

I like fag porn with close ups of a mans ass!!

Television:

Don't really watch alot anymore..but I love the Simpsons, Seinfeld....and I don't care what you think I like Star Trek too. The newer ones though not Captain Kirk. Gees im such a fucking loser, shoot me please!!!!

Books:

uh ya.....i cant read, im a dumbass

Heroes:

any man who can take it in the ass dry, that is a man, that is my hero