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Emily

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About Me



Alright, my name is Emily, I'm quite rubbish at life in general; I'm an extremely boring, ugly person with no self esteem and I'm very unsociable!! That's about it...

This is Joey, the other half of my heart...:D

''The punks ruined it. They adopted a uniform image & attitude, and the whole thing was about being yourself''-Johnny Rotten

Join my group, post your band's gigs, flyers + pix!!

My Interests



I like Joe/kittens/gigs/tattoos and flash/my guitar, bass and learning drumsss/Alcatraz/customizing and making clothes/Moaom (beer candy)/stencilling/Kristen Lovelock (Skankenstyne Clothing)/leopard print/photography/sleeping/not sleeping for daays/40s 50s textile and design (not polka dots mate)/listening to Gary Glitter/drawing/DP and CP/cleaning/working/tattoo mags/pain/drinking/vinyl/trashy magazines/my sewing machine/DIY/
However....I do not appreciate my nose/butterflies/tv reflections/fantasy art/the sea/things that seem to be placed infront of me so I fall over/going to the toilet/periods and the womanly pains/flies/loud, stupid people/sixth formers/Kerrang!/98% of girls/drama drunks/magicians/AND I CAN'T STAND INTOLERANCE!! Ha.

I'd like to meet:

I don't have any friends which is a shame cuz I'm actually quite lonely, lol, I wanna meet anyone who isnt up their own arse, I don't care what youre into as long as your funny just poke me and buy me drink. :D
But seriously...Will Smith.

Music:

The Vacants, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Die Hunns, The Avengers, Dead Boys, Sex Pistols, The Rezillos, The Clash, Throw Rag, X, Eddie Cochran, B-52's, The Pirates, Billy Bragg, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Richard Hell & the voivoids, Reverend Horton Heat, Wanda Jackson, Stray Cats, The Cramps, Hank Williams, The Hunches, Patti Smith, Beach Boys, 4-Skins, Guana Batz, Blondie, Woody Guthrie, U.S. Bombs, X-ray Spex, The Stargazers, King Kurt, Gary Glitter, Skip James, The Filaments, Dead Kennedys, Louis Armstrong, John Coltrane, Burt Bacharach, Misfits, The Damned, Tom Waits, Blind Willie Johnson, Rancid, The Distillers, Lady Sov, Motorhead, Pogues, Muddy Waters, Elvis, ...you get the point...PUNKPUNKPUNKPUNKPUNK lOVE IT!!! I like almost anything as long as it ain't jungle or emo....actually I take that back, jungle's wicked!!

Movies:

Josie and the Pussycats!!!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hitchcock, Quentin Tarantino and George A. Romero movies, American Splendor, Frankenstien and The Bride of Frankenstien, House of a 1000 Corpses, The Filth And The Fury, The Little Rascals, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Wayne's World, Girl Interupted, Wedding Singer, Jackass, Million Dollar Hotel, The Hearse, Rebel Without A Cause, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Trainspotting, Monty Python movies, Kids, (the original) Batman Movie....and a lot more!!

Television:

Cartoon Network!! Family Guy, Father Ted, Ren and Stimpy, The Munsters, Sponge Bob SquarePants, Betty Boop, The Simpsons, Cosmetic Surgery Live, Neighbours, Mr Bean, anything with Vanessa Feltz in it, Jackass, Fairly Odd Parents, Shooting Stars, The Day Today, Steve Coogan shows too.

Books:

EVERYTHING by the late great Hunter S. Thompson especially Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,

Tank Girl!!

My favourite books are : American Psycho-Bret Easton Ellis, Tarantula-Bob Dylan, Betty Blue-Phillipe Djian and many others I've forgotten.....cooking and diet books are good too.

Heroes:

YOU should be yer own hero!

BUT.....I geuss these people are cool....;p

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My Blog

Me and cats. Am I crazy or just obsessed??

I think allof these were in Chile...and I dunno if its the same cat...I look a bit chilean and retarded in this one.We're real cool.  ...
Posted by Emily on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:52:00 PST

Bands I've seen live.....

Bands I've seen live (like you all care, it's just a reminder for meee stooopid)In no particular order...The DickiesThe RezillosThe SaintsAngelic UpstartsThe WierdosThe StrapsMenaceThe MisfitsDeadline...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bats Over Barstow

A Savage Journey to The Heart of The American Dream We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.  I remember saying something like "I feel a bit ...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Parable

The Old Woman and a Snake A Parable An old woman was walking down the road when she saw a gang of thugs beating a poisonous snake.  She rescued the snake and carried it back to her home, where sh...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST