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About Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: A.S.I.A.
Birthday: Let's just say there's a "2" and a "3" in my age
Birthplace: In a galaxy far, far away
Current Location: The airport
Eye Color: Dark, dark brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: I'm a shorty
Right Handed or Left Handed: LEFT!
Your Heritage: Filipino American... but my right hand is Japanese
The Shoes You Wore Today: hard-shell Pumas
Your Weakness: Lips
Your Fears: Falling in love with the wrong man
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, extra mushroom, extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To heal my ankle so I could continue traveling the globe
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "It's NIGHTTIME already???"
Your Best Physical Feature: My ass
Your Bedtime: Are you kidding me??? Uhhh... NEVER?!?
Your Most Missed Memory: My carefree and imaginative childhood
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Whoever heard of a 'rum and pepsi' or a 'hennessy and pepsi'?
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds... unless Burger King has Star Wars toys to give away
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Thai Iced Tea!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Single, tall, half vanilla half hazelnut skim latte
Do you Smoke: Not anymore! Thank you, Washington, for passing the Clean Air Act!
Do you Sing: Horribly
Do you Shower Daily: If there's someone to join me ;)
Do you Swear: You bet your mutha f*ckin @ss, I do!
Have you Been in Love: Too many times!
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Of course!
Do you believe in yourself: Yes. If I don't believe in myself, who else will?
Do you think you are Attractive: Physically: No / Personality: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Nope... unless alcohol is considered nutritious
Do you get along with your Parents: YES! My parents are awesome!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure, If I'm bundled up by a warm fire with a bed buddy
Do you play an Instrument: YES, a few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WTF!?! What a question!
In the past month have you Smoked: 2nd hand *cough cough*
In the past month have you puked: Egads! Is that my spleen floating in the toilet? *please see drinking question*
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I guess... it depends on what you consider a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, in Chicago, Charlotte, Columbia, Orlando, Las Vegas, Lynnwood and Seattle
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes, when I was driving from Columbia to Charlotte... but not the WHOLE box! Is it physically possible without puking chocolate dust with creamy filling?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: HELL YEAH! In the past month, I've eaten so much sushi I've grown fish lips!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does the DJ booth count as a "stage"? If so, YES.
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE! This must be some kind of record!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope... too f*ckin' cold! Plus, someone might mistake me as a whale and spear me.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes... kisses
Ever been Drunk: OMG! *please see last Friday*
Ever been called a Tease: Yes... but I've also been called a Faithful Girlfriend
Ever been Beaten up: Nope... but my heart's been broken numerous times
Ever Shoplifted: Yes. When I was 4 yrs old, I walked out of Uwajimaya's with some stickers that I asked my parents to buy while we were already driving home.
How do you want to Die: OLD, honorable... and post-coital.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A wealthy, sexy, fun, smart, energetic, world-traveling DJ
What country would you most like to Visit: The Philippines (I haven't been there in over 23 years)
In a Boy..
Favorite Eye Color: brown, hazel, green
Favorite Hair Color: black, brown, dirty blonde
Short or Long Hair: SHORT or buzzed or shaved bald... *drool*
Height: 5'6" and up
Weight: 160 lbs and up
Best Clothing Style: casual, comfortable
Numbers..
Number of Drugs I've taken: illegal? NONE
Number of CDs I own: don't know, don't care... It's all about the RECORDS
Number of Piercings: 4 (ears only) - 2 open and 2 closed
Number of Tattoos: None - not so hot on wrinkled skin... and I'm getting there!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: *see CD answer*
DJ for HIRE! ! - or - RN for HIRE! !

My Interests

"CHECK IT OUT" PHOTO LINKS:
Rockin' the main floor at Club Element w/ DJ Tre 10.07.06
Holdin' down the VIP Lounge for the HIN Afterparty featuring Cassie and Ryan Leslie (Eriq Roque photography)09.30.06
More photos spinnin' for Cassie and Ryan Leslie at Club Element (Jay Rabena photography)
HIN Afterparty w/ D-Twizzle 09.30.06 (Mr. Woo photography)
Club Element (main room) 09.23.06
CSGuestlist Vision in Chicago 09.02.06
SAS-Radio Vision in Chicago 09.02.06
Moretti's Sky Bar in Chicago 05.25.06
2006 DMC World DJ Championship - Chicago Elimination
More Chicago DMC photos 05.24.06
Dirty Deuce Birthday Bash 12.28.05

I'd like to meet:

DJs, MCs, Artists, Beatboxers, B-Boys, B-Girls or anybody whose name begins with the letter "B" ... except for biters! Yeah, originality is a plus. "All your moves aren't worth being bit! So wassup with dat, punk?!?" Hi, you've reached DJ A.S.I.A.. I'm sorry I can't come to my page right now... but if you please leave your message, I'll be sure to return your comment as soon as possible. Thank you and have a nice day. *BEEP* Post your BEAT in the BOX below

Music:

Gotta have it, gotta love it, gotta live it.aol: JediMixtress Yahoo!: JediMixtress M S N: jediboogie206

Movies:

how jedi are you? :: by Yo(da's) Mama
Your Lightsaber is Blue.Blue is often associated with depth and stability.
It symbolizes trust, loyalty, wisdom, confidence, and truth.

What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
brought to you by a Jedi's Mama

Television:

Laughter is the best medicine: This test only has one question, but it will reveal something personal. By giving an honest answer, known only to you, here and now, you will discover if you are, or are not a moral human being.
The test utilizes a fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
There will be two choices and you will be asked to chose only one. Your answer needs to be spontaneous.

MORALITY TEST
You are in a hurricane with severe flooding. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. You have the opportunity to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's George W. Bush!
The raging storm waters are about to take him under forever.
You have two options: You can save the life of G.W.Bush, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.
So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

Books:

The New Rebellion, Angela's Ashes
[Marital Status] SINGLE... any takers?
[Shoe size] 7 D (flat feet with pretty toes)
[Parents still together] YUP
[Siblings] Older brother, younger sister. I have Middle Child Syndrome
[Pets] Is that what I'm supposed to call guys I date?
FAVORITES
[Color] Brown ... and Green ... and Purple (but not together)
[Number] 26
[Animal] Dogs and Monkeys... especially drunken ones
[Drinks] TOO MANY! Grape Nehi's, B-52's, Surfer's on Acid, AMF's, Prison Sex, Jagermeister, Crown on the rocks with Pineapple kick-back
[Soda] Sprite
[Star Wars Movie Character] Han Solo and his scruffy-lookin' bad self!
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Subtle brown/burgundy highlights
[Have tattoos?] Nope
[Have Piercings?] Just the ears
[Procrastinate?] Every last friggin' minute I can
[Drink/Smoke?] TOO MUCH / not anymore
[Like roller coasters?] Hell Yeah... but I've been getting sick on them lately. Maybe I shouldn't drink alcohol prior to riding.
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Temporarily ... like in Hawaii *hint hint*
[Want more piercings?] Thought about it
[Like cleaning?] When I'm at work... unless it's someone's ass or vomit or open wound! Yecchhh *retch*
[Write in cursive or print?] Print. I'm a pharmacist's dream.
[Own a web cam?] Nope... too scared I might air something accidentally
[Know how to drive?] Yeah! I know how to ride, too.
[Own a cell phone?] A few. My Nokia is my favorite one but also the most ghetto fabulous
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Apparently not
HAVE YOU EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yes... but only with boys
[Considered a life of crime?] Nope
[Lied to someone?] someonessssssss
[Cried over a lost love?] Yes... so much that I'm dehydrated
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yeah... it was pretty funny
[Been in lust?] YES *wipes drool*
[Used someone] Yes... the guy was an idiot
[Been used?] Yes... I was the idiot
[Been cheated on?] YES... it was fun. *note sarcasm*
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] No! That's mean! But I once 'piticked' someone's nuts
[Stolen anything?] Hahahaha Red Robin's special salt
[Held a gun] Yes... I don't like guns but I have good aim.
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Jeepney Clothing
[Current mood] Wistfully happy and Energized
[Current taste] Peppermint Toothpaste
[What you currently smell like] Escada ... I smell like cotton candy
[Current hair] In braids
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Either rockin' a party, on a jet plane, or sleeping
[Current vinyl on turntable] KRS-One's "Step Into A World"
[Last book you read] Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (again)
[Last movie you saw] Office Space... soon to be Swingers
[Last thing you ate] Beefsteak, potatoes, carrots and rice
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My traveling companion
[Do drugs?] Only prescription
[Believe there is life on other planets?] I guess so. I'd have to be pretty darn vain to think Earth is the only life-supporting piece of rock.
Remember your first love?] Yes... we're still friends
[Still love him/her?] Yes... (see above). He loves me too.
[Read the newspaper?] ..
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] I have some gay friends but I don't know of any lesbian friends. It's the bi-sexuals who ruin it for everybody.
[Believe in miracles?] Yes! The world is too beautiful to be considered a lucky accident.
[Do well in school?] YES, surprisingly well considering how much I either daydreamed or dozed off.
[Wear hats] Yes, I'm known to wear hats.
[Hate yourself?] F*ck no. But I tend to embarrass myself from time to time.
[Have an obsession?] Yes... STAR WARS and proper spelling!
[Collect anything?] Yes... STAR WARS... and vinyl... and boyfriends (haha j/k about the boyfriends)
[Have a best friend?] Yes, I have a few best friends... all living in different states
[Close friends?] Yes... but the friends I'm "closest" to live far away!
[Like your handwriting?] Sure... but I write so damn slow!
[Care about looks] Only when I'm the ugliest in the bunch. HA HA
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Brian and pretty much ALL of my older brother's friends when I was in the 1st grade
[First kiss] Josh... damn, it was sloppy.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] I believe in LUST at first sight.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] I believe there are "ones".
[Have you ever written a love letter?] Yes! I've also written a "Dear John" letter.
[Too shy to make the first move?] F*ck no!
ARE YOU A
[Daydreamer] YEAH! *watch out when I'm driving*
[Bitch/Asshole] Only to people who piss me off!
[sarcastic] Uhhh... NO!!! *note sarcasm*
[Angel] Yes, around people I care for
[Devil] Yes, around people who care for me
[Shy] Can you believe I USED TO BE SHY??? SERIOUSLY!
[Talkative] I think by now you could figure out the answer to this question. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
CREATE YOUR OWN ASS! - or - GET PAID TO GET LAID!

Heroes:

Talented yet Humble DJs, Caring Nurses, True Skool Hip Hop Heads, Motivated Teachers, Artists, Dancers, Honorable Soldiers, and Jedi throughout the universe.A few of my DJ HEROES:

Rob Swift's As The Tables Turn
Pick up your copy today: As the Tables Turn
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CAPRICORN
Ruling Planet: SATURN - The God who oversees time, discipline and dedication, which means Capricorn can go the distance - with major staying power - in bed and beyond!! Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard to tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash, you can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is turned on by money. Like I said before, Capricorn has great sexual stamina and the ability to go all night if they want to! FAVE POSITION: Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind. BEST SEX TOY: An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the randy goat. CAPRICORN MALE IN BED: Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect acrobatics in the sack. He tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too. BUT you can definitely count on him to be faithful if he has committed to you. CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED: She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough nut to crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel. Her fave position may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new locations, so experiment with different venues to keep it interesting. THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN: Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them up will take a bit of effort. Believe it or not, their erotic area is the knees!

My Blog

RETIRED: Check It Out photo links

New music page!

Click the Jedi Arleh icon below to reach my PERSONAL page:Click the DJ A.S.I.A. logo below to reach my NEW music page:...
Posted by Lady Laughs A Lot on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:55:00 PST

I want to ADOPT these kids!

Holy sh*t!!! Whose sperm did they use to create these little turntablists? Thanks, Stan!...
Posted by Lady Laughs A Lot on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:52:00 PST

Why I love KRS-One even MORE

Thanks, Rob Swift... for sharing this. Of course, as alien twins, we're going to love the same lyricist! Long live Hip Hop! ...
Posted by Lady Laughs A Lot on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:10:00 PST

Retired Slideshow: CANCUN, MEXICO / June 2006

My Spinning Debut in CANCUN // June 1-6, 2006: VAMOS A BAILAR...
Posted by Lady Laughs A Lot on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:19:00 PST

Retired Slideshow: CHICAGO = May 2006 =

2006 Regional DMC at Vision Nightclub in Chicago: DAZED AND CONFUSED!My Mixing Debut at Moretti's Sky Lounge in Chicago: WHEN OLD SCHOOL MEETS NEW FRIEN...
Posted by Lady Laughs A Lot on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:18:00 PST

Retired Slideshow: TJ's in Kirkland

I'm retiring this slideshow into the blog archives:(Place cursor over the photo for the caption)V.I.P. Thursdays at TJ's in Kirkland: GET DUMB! ...
Posted by Lady Laughs A Lot on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:17:00 PST

Retired Slideshow: Whistler, Canada March 2006

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Photo Slideshow: OLDIE BUT GOODIE - Dirty Three Birthday Blowout!

OLDIE BUT GOODIE - Triple Birthday Blowout @ Club Element 12.23.06:...
Posted by Lady Laughs A Lot on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:16:00 PST

From HOT to COLD to HOT to COLD to HOT to COLD again!

My month in review (November 5-December 5) THANK YOU, to my LA hosts!!!...
Posted by Lady Laughs A Lot on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:08:00 PST