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jessie

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About Me

sidewalk soothsayer

My Interests

Interpretive Norwegian clog dancing, mooning Canada, shaving strangers' pets, vintage malt liquors, emailing televangelists, bathtub naval warfare, Tom Jones karaoke night at the Kiwanis Club

I'd like to meet:

loud laughers

Music:

Russian show tunes

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber, Apocalypse Now, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, From Russia With Love, Das Boot, Amelie, Waiting for Guffman, Election, Usual Suspects, Trainspotting, Snatch, Four Rooms, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Television:

Family Guy, Absolutely Fabulous, Conan O'Brien, Fawlty Towers, The Blackadder, South Park, MXC

Books:

East of Eden; Guns, Germs and Steel; The Coming Plague; The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down; An Anthropologist on Mars; The Acid House; Blindness; A Confederacy of Dunces; The White Plague; Hiroshima; Dracula; Anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, George Orwell, Richard Dawkins, Guy De Maupassant, and Haruki Murakami

Heroes:

Sufia's mom, one-eyed Drew

My Blog

rules of drinking

The 86 Rules of Drinking Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious. Ne...
Posted by jessie on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:30:00 PST

The Asshole Test

The Asshole Test Having problems with people at work or school? Do you chuckle to yourself when you see someone fall over, or do you laugh out loud? Are you just not a "people's-person"? If so, you st...
Posted by jessie on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:27:00 PST

World AIDS Day

December 1 is World AIDS Day, a day to celebrate the progress that has been made to battle this epidemic and also a time to realize that we are still fighting to find a cure.  Knowledge is the ke...
Posted by jessie on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:24:00 PST