Ryan

I recently lost half of my finger in a vicious wiffle ball accident. It was horrible. The wounds will heal but the trauma and mental anguish will last long after I die pennyless from student loans and an unhealthy addiction to QVC Morgan Fairchild makeup kits. I can't say no. I absolutely love scrubs. I think if I could talk like Perry Cox, I wouldn't have any friends but more importantly, I wouldn't NEED any friends cause I'd be Perry Cox.I'm a huge karaoke singer....huge meaning both often and terrible in that sentence. Some of the hits to my credit are "it's raining men," "desperado," and "more than words." i think that I'm extremely close to gay sometimes. These were obviously terrible renditions that I should face criminal action for partaking in. Knowing the words doesn't mean that you have to share that knowledge with 50 complete strangers at the top of your lungs. but I'll continue to do it until they pass a law against Gin.