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Runs with Scissors

Hey, Alvians get wasted at Alvistime so stop oppressing me - Captian Murrphy

About Me

I Like Dirt
.... Ummm...well ahh yeah... I like music, movies, T.V., paintball and sports. I go to lots of concerts, and punch people a lot, its fun stuff. Also I have a pet allagator named "Samson" he kills things that i put in his enclosure and thats fun too. Snowboarding is fun when there is snow, if no snow you have to sled down the stairs inside. Hopefully whoever owns the house dosen't mind the giant gaping hole in the wall, my friend didn't, at least not too much. Other than that I film shit and take pictures trying to making some money doing it wouldn't hurt either. Oh shit I almost forgot the most important thing smokes, I love me some cigarettes, mmmm...menthol. Anything else and you'll just have to ask. My companys web site http://www.tunnelvisionstudios.com is curently under construction
You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What Alcoholic Drink Are You? .
Your Personality Is Like Heroin
You're capable of the highest highs and the lowest lows.
Addicted to feeling good, you'll do almost anything to avoid pain.
People seek you out, even though you can be quite moody. They're hooked on you! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
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My Interests

Long walks on the beach, watching sunsets, kicking puppies, picking up hichhikers and not letting them out, and the manual strangulation of kittens. And other funny things to have fun doing.

I'd like to meet:

Danger Mouse .. I would like to meet anyone who is willing to give me money.

Music:

Nailbomb, Brujeria, Soulfly, Hatebreed, Chimaira, Staic-X, NIN, The Tossers, Agents of Man, Cold As Life, Sublime, the Bad Brains, Chalk, Sex Pistols,Rob Zombie, Lou Reed, Jethro Tull, Sepulatura, Led Zepplen, Cypress Hill, the Yardbirds, Slayer,Clutch, S.O.A.D., Minnibosses, and "dude I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothing but I think Depech Mode kicks ass" and way too many more

Movies:

I've seen them all or at least anything you've seen. Just ask and see.

Television:

Adult Swim, The Sheild, MXC, Rome, Deadwood, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Beserk, History Chanel, Sunrise Earth (its in HD), Fist of the North Star, A-team, The Many Loves of Dobbie Gillis (Maynared G. Kerbbes is the shit or was), and a shit load, to the pound, of others.

Books:

Everything by Chuck Palahniuk, the writings of Jack Kerouac, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawkings, the Halo books, H.G.Wells, Carl Sagan, and D and D books

Heroes:

My MOMMIE