I am interested in any sort of bad, underproduced, poorly executed, low tuned, low fi, degenrated, poorly sung and played music. Also I have a taste for fermented barley and hops, mainly PABST BLUE RIBBON and LIONSHEAD. I love horror and erotic thriller films, especially the really bad ones on VHS format. I am also interested in the occult and the paranormal, as the supernatural are always after me. I also like comic books, sandwiches, making pancakes, Halloween, writing stories/screenplays, anything blasphemous, dogs, carrots, antisocial behavior, solitude, lazertag, self abusive behavior, making an ass out of myself to entertain those who I feel need to be entertained and weird girls with cool hair...take me as I am ladies, or not at all (I'm used to that). I also enjoy acting in the underground sitcom UNCLE NAGY'S HOUSE, which might as well be the new Seinfeld and my upcoming spin off of UNH called THE MAVERICK P.I.-still casting by the way.
Anyone who isn't afriad to be themselves at any cost, intelligent people who aren't afraid to show it, open minded musicians/actors, females who aren't petty and shallow (a rarity these days), and any type of supernatural/extraterrestrial beings. I know you're out there.
Some of my favorite bands are:First and foremost-DARK FOG (or Necronomicon or whatever the hell they call themselves this week) most evil metal ever, Pyogenesis, AFI, Mayhem, Venom, Misfits, Katatonia, Darkthrone, Sonic Violence, Simon Tittley, Deicide, Death, Morbid Angel, Dead World, Depeche Mode, Bathory, Hecate Enthroned, Abigor, Goat Penis, Necrophagia, Mortician, Macabre, Cannibal Corpse, Master, Blasphemy, Beherit, Impaled Nazarene, Children of Bodom, Hypocrisy, Running Wild, Tankard, Helloween, In Flames, Destruction, Kreator, Voivod, Cadaver, Aura Noir, Iron Maiden, GnR, Carpathian Forest, Tsjuder, Wesley Willis, Burzum, Gwar, Dissection, Balzac, Ministry, Vlad Tepes, Vondur, Celtic Frost, VON, Autopsy, Brujeria, Ripping Corpse, Sigh, Entombed, Immortal, Exhumed, Enslaved, Satyricon, Tommy Tutone, Arcturus, Emperor, Life of Agony, Impaled, Ritchie Valens, Dion and the Belmonts, The Big Bopper, Bill Hailey, Jerry Lee Lewis, My Ruin, The Dead Boys, Anguish In Exhile, Rick Springfield, Michale Graves, Impaler, In This Moment, The Shit Dicks, Elvis, Veruca Salt, Anal Agony, Light This City, Oingo Boingo, GUT, Dramarama, The Exploited, Assuck, Bad Brains, Crass, Dead kennedys, Your Mother, Mikhalt, Angel Eyez, Pornoise, Samhain, Eddie Money, Billy Idol,Dethklok, The Donnas, Old Def Leppard, Motley Crue, Morbid Anal Fog, KMA, Slowdive, Kylie Minogue, The Gathering (only nightime birds and prior) and too many others to name here.
Movies
Nothing but Edgemont, Dexter, Masters of Horror, Tales From the Crypt, Tales From the Darkside, Salute Your Shorts, Alex Mack, Pete & Pete, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Monsters, Buffy, Beavis and Butthead, Metalocalypse (you will do whatever Dethklok tells you),The Discoverey Channel and The History Channel because unlike you I enjoy learning and am not a stupid fucker.
Anything by H.P. Lovecraft, Clive Barker, Stephen King, J.P. Salinger, Mike Baron, John Milton, Hunter S. Thompson, Philip K. Dick, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, FX Nine, Bram Stoker, H.G. Wells, John Russo, Anton Szandor LaVey, especially Edgar Allan Poe and a few others. Fuck Harry Potter (sorry mom).
Simon Tittley for never backing down, Lorenzo Lamas because he's the fucking man, Freddy Krueger/Robert Englund, Elvis...come on, it's Elvis, George A. Romero, Ritchie Valens, Timothy Treadwell for having the biggest balls of you all, Dario Argento, H.P. Lovecraft, Norbert Sykes, Mick Foley, Peter Stormare, Jean Gary Diablo, Martin Gore, Al Jourgensen, Micheal Keaton, Mickie James, Paul Birchall for being the best pirate, Ed Wood, Bela Lugosi, James Fullington, Mick Harris, Anders Nystrom, Chuck Schuldiner, Michale Graves, Florian P. Schwarz for writing the best music ever, Jonas Renske for being the best singer/lyricist ever, Talena for her low end attack, Edgar Allan Poe for his literary terror and awesome alcoholism, Jeff Hardy, Jesper Stromblad, B. Toff, Kayla Sparks for ultimate squared circle domination, Meghan Black for saving my worthless life, the chick with the blue hair, Bruce Campbell, Varg Vikernes, Nancy Thompson, Alice Johnson, Kristen Parker, Jason Voorhees, Elvira, The Hulkster, Tim, Kim and Kendall Hollinger for trying to show me that I am not worthless, my father, Necrobutcher (best bassist ever), Nico Claux for beating the system, Raphael and Bob Saget.