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Christuhfer

I'll Be Your Best Kept Secret And Your BIGGEST Mistake...

About Me

I'm Chris. I tell stories. I write a lot of different things. I like music. Write me and maybe I'll tell you more.

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My Interests

Music
Storytelling
Culture
Stuff like that

I'd like to meet:

Anthony Kiedas, Flea, Krist Noveselic...well, a lot of musicians.
And who knows...maybe even you.

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers
Blink 182
Nirvana
Something Corporate
Dropkick Murphys
Flogging Molly
The Clash
The Ramones
Greenday
Foo Fighters

Movies:

SLC Punk!
Donnie Darko
Star Wars
Indiana Jones
The Lord of the Rings
Jackass
The Shawshank Redemption
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Back to the Future
Clerks
Chasing Amy
Mallrats
Dogma
Day of the Dead

Television:

C.S.I.
Reno 911!
South Park
The Simpsons
The Unit
Heroes
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Even Stevens
Phil of the Future

Books:

Oh, The Places You'll Go
Anthem
The Lord of the Flies
Anything Shakspeare
Heavier Than Heaven
Scar Tissue
Catch 22
Fight Club
Casino Royale

Heroes:

Neil Armstrong
Louis Armstrong
John Paul II
Le French Panic! Squad
The Surprise Five
Doc Holiday
Dr. Seuss
Indiana Jones
Spider-Man
Sparky
Richard-o
Herb Sendek

My Blog

Free...

She doesn't hold it against me.  She, who has more reason than anyone I've ever known, to hate me.  She, who could crush me with a word.  She does not hate me. And I'm free.  Free ...
Posted by Christuhfer on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:22:00 PST

Go Ahead...

Keep me in the dark. It's what you're all good at, isn't it? None of us every volunteer what's going on...especially when we fear it might hurt the other. I'd rather be hurt by what I know than killed...
Posted by Christuhfer on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:09:00 PST

If I Ever...

If I ever leave this world aliveI'll thank for all the things you did in my lifeIf I ever leave this world aliveI'll come back down and sit beside yourfeet tonightWherever I am you'll always beMore th...
Posted by Christuhfer on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:50:00 PST

Just A Couple Of Young Punks...

"You see, life is like that. We change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now he'd beat the shit out of me. Those are the facts." ...
Posted by Christuhfer on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:17:00 PST

Lie Your Way Out Of This One

Isn't it funny how we all seem to end up back here? The one place where we all hope to grasp that small piece of what and who we were as we all drown in the new lives we've made for ourselves with our...
Posted by Christuhfer on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:57:00 PST

For A Murder...

First of all, Bob, if you're still coming across my profile and reading my blogs, please keep your advice to yourself.  I'm a teenager transitioning into being an adult and I do NOT want your hel...
Posted by Christuhfer on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:59:00 PST

Use Your Imagination...

I will never understand how being in one place can completely reboot my imagination and sense of wonder and hope all in one shot. I've been in Anaheim the past few days...at Disneyland.  I don't ...
Posted by Christuhfer on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:54:00 PST

June 23, 2005...

Trusting desire - starting to learn Walking through fire without a burn Clinging - A shoulder a leap begins Stinging and older , asleep on pins Some days I really miss us....       &n...
Posted by Christuhfer on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 05:53:00 PST

Stay Away...

Stay away from my friendsThey're smooth operatorsLooking for a way inStay away from me tonightI've made other plansAnd you'll just be distracting meIn a good wayShe doesn't knowThat I love herYes I lo...
Posted by Christuhfer on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:16:00 PST

Another Sad Story...

The year is 1997.  A 34 year old woman is living in Fort Huachuca, Arizona with her two sons, ages 9 and 8.  Her husband is on duty in North Korea.  She is spending her entire life onli...
Posted by Christuhfer on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:03:00 PST