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Someone who was obsessed with the charater 'Boycey' from "Only Fools and Horses" so much so that they dressed, styled their hair, spoke like and essentially just wanted to be Boycey all the time, year after year. I'd like this person to take it far too far, such that most people would refer to him as; "That twat you can't even talk to without him mentioning his imaginary "Marlene" or some deal he's just (not actually) done. The guy really is a first class idiot, doesn't he realise everyone thinks he's an utter tosser?" Despite this I would find him really funny. It would be great how he virtually says the same crap everytime you see him and how people would talk to him for about five minutes and then never speak to him ever again because he was clearly an absolute nutcase. People would see me on the streets and say, "I know you, you're that bloke who's friends with that twat who thinks he's Boycey from Only Fools and Horses."
Just take those old records off the shelf, I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself, Today's music ain't got the same soul, I like that old time rock 'n' roll. Don't try to take me to a disco, You'll never even get me out on the floor, In ten minutes I'll be late for the door, I like that old time rock 'n' roll.
Any film with John Cleese in.
I enjoy shows from the following genres: celebrity dieting, house renovation, makeovers, and reality tv.
Anything by Vorderman (Carol).
Texas Pete and Jean-Charles De Menendez