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About Me

I'm rad, ask anyone.

I love this, but it is also my worst nightmare (besides being eaten alive).

I love this commercial!

You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

You Are 72% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

My Interests

Travel, Dance, Fun in general, Russians, Freaks, Weirdos, Nerds, Trannies, Shopping for things I don't need and will never use or wear, Anime/Cosplay, Foreign Languages...Really, anything that helps me procrastinate daily domestic duties.

I'd like to meet:

If I don't already know you, it's probable that don't want to (unless I'm stalking you, in which case, I don't want you to know that I already know you). :)

Meg is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.
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POISON

Music:

EVERYTHING....I like to sing as loudly, as badly, and as often as I can. If I don't know a song, I will fake it...badly.

Movies:

Period pieces and anything animated. Absolutely no drawn out car chases or chick flicks :)

Television:

Whatever AFN deems worthy to air. AFN is a hateful bugger and their commercials suck so bad that they have sucky commercials making fun of how much they suck.

Books:

Michael Chrichton, Jonathan Kellerman, JRR Tolkien, Terry Brooks, Dan Brown, JK Rowling, Mythology: all vareties.

Heroes:

Gino, My motha, My daddy, AND ME. I'm still here ain't I?!

What MEG Means
M is for Mystical

E is for Extreme

G is for Godlike OH HELL YES!

My Blog

Crap

I totally regret wussing out and buying that Wii instead of Xbox 360. But I mean, hasn't that thing been out forever now? WHY IS IT STILL SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE? I guess now I'll just...
Posted by Options are Optional on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:25:00 PST

Vacation AND All I ever wanted!

Yesterday I found out that this one chick I know went to Thailand and got her boobs done. The best part is that she didn't die OR get gangrene!!!So, now I am planning a trip to Thailand as soon as I'm...
Posted by Options are Optional on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 07:29:00 PST

Ooooh I am SO mad!!!!!!

Ben...I'm trying really, REALLY hard not to hate you right now.... But I am also trying to burn you alive with my mind from thousands of miles and an ocean away!!!! I haven't felt this sh...
Posted by Options are Optional on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:18:00 PST

Meg on Motherhood

I CONCUR! 1.) Those things cost way too much money. At present, I spend approximately $100.00 to keep two ungrateful fucking rabbits alive, happy, and healthy. I already know that I'm getting totall...
Posted by Options are Optional on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:45:00 PST

Who's a dick?

M-M-M-M-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Last night I found myself once again marveling at Walter's powers of ultimate destruction. I'm still astounded by the fact that a 1.5kg rabbit can destroy an entire home wi...
Posted by Options are Optional on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:54:00 PST

Tubular dudes!

This week has been damn decent! Only a few minor gripes. Firstly, Walter has destruction on the mind and will not be deterred....AT ALL... I sprayed bitter apple all over his face and it did NOTHING. ...
Posted by Options are Optional on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:07:00 PST

ENOUGH ALREADY!

I just don't get it! You would think that after "Fun Time TDY" week that I would catch a fucking break but apparently it's been WAY too good a year for me and now I've gotta pay through the nose. It's...
Posted by Options are Optional on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:10:00 PST

When it rains, it pours!

How fucking true is that? What I don't get is why the shit always hits the fan when he's TDY. What, he doesn't have to deal with it? Oh no, Meg will take care of it! That is so fucking lame that it f...
Posted by Options are Optional on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST

We have a problem

A problem that doesn't stem from the fact that my rabbits are thoroughly disgusted with me after the whole nail-clipping & asshole cleaning fiasco. That should be a story all its own because it wa...
Posted by Options are Optional on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:27:00 PST

Transgendered Bunnies

Some things in life change up so quickly that you have absolutely no time to acclimate to the situation. Things like, "Hey this weather is awesome today!" can suddenly become "Holy fuck! where did th...
Posted by Options are Optional on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:48:00 PST