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G-SPOT SACK LOVE

OMFG It's cooking my wiener!!!

About Me

My name is Larry. SCARY Larry. I'm Fucking HARDCORE xEDGEx. If you're xEDGEx, you are totally fucking awesome. If you're not xEDGEx, you fucking suck at life. I'm HARDCORE Fucking xEDGEx! Wanna be my fucking friend?


I'm a Hufflepuff!

SECOND TO NONE, COME GET SOME!!! GOD, I AM SUPER FUCKING HOTT! xEDGEx!!! I'M SO FUCKING SEXY THAT I DON'T EVEN NEED HEELS, BITCHES!

Take the quiz:
Which Laguna Beach Girl Are You? (For Girls)

LC
You're LC! Beautiful, Rich, and a true sweetheart! You love your friends and you come across as a little spoiled. Nevertheless, it doesn't show in your personality. Almost everyone loves you ... well maybe except Kristin.

My Interests

Jocking poles, USAF guys, xEDGEx, metal, drums, religion, hookers, drugs, alcohol, anime, Britney Spears.



I'd like to meet:

Super cool HARDCORE xEDGEx people, Transsexuals, Stellar Airmen, and anyone that can intimidate me.


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Music:

Melissa Ethridge, ETID, Haste the Day, Ozone, Poison the well, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Shadows Fall, Avenged Sevenfold, Ashley Simpson, Atreyu, Alexisonfire, Black Dahlia Murder, Death by Stereo, Britney Spears.

Movies:

ANYTHING with Elijah Wood in it. Man, I sure do love that guy...

Television:

Star Trek, Xena: Warrior Princess, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Charmed, and Angel.

Books:


I'm xEDGEx, I don't need to know how to read.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Scary Larry
Birthday: 5/22/1986
Birthplace: San Antonio, Texas
Current Location: Wichita Falls, Texas
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on what I'm using it for ;)
Your Heritage: 100% PANAMANIAN BABY
The Shoes You Wore Today: Same as everyday: SEXY ASS Climbing boots
Your Weakness: Spam
Your Fears: SPIDERS EEK!
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting out of Tech School!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: That's hot
Thoughts First Waking Up: It's too early
Your Best Physical Feature: My nostrils
Your Bedtime: 8:00pm
Your Most Missed Memory: My Mommy and my first TRUE love
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BOTH
Single or Group Dates: BOTH
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate I LOOOOVE chocolate!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: No, I'm HARDCORE xEDGEx, I scream
Do you Shower Daily: ew, YES!
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Already am!
Do you belive in yourself: Heck YEAH, I'm the fucking best!...sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Well Duh, I AM FUCKING HOT AS HELL
Are you a Health Freak: No way
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom is CRAZY and my dad intimidates me!
Do you like Thunderstorms: They scare me
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, plenty
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, about 20 packs
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Oh yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: SOOOO MANY!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: I never get dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No way silly, too cold!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A few hearts ;)
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: No way, I'm HARDCORE FUCKING xEDGEx
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: IN A BLAZE OF GLORY
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Male Nurse
What country would you most like to Visit: France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: petit
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: None, you betta be xEDGEx OR I WILL CUT YOU
Number of CDs I own: thousands
Number of Piercings: At least one in every area of the body
Number of Tattoos: COVERED
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 989,156,362
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Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake? Ocean
Pizza or Chinese? Chinese
Mansion or Penthouse? Penthouse
Have you been on a Jet Ski? Yes
Are you afraid of clowns? Yes
How many brothers/sisters do you have? 1
Favorite band/group? Ozone
Baseball or football? Football
Favorite brand of makeup? Este Lauder
Waffles or pancakes? Waffles
Do you have an IPod? No
Bike or scooter? Bike
Ever go in a hot air balloon? Yes
How will you celebrate turning 21? VEGAS BABY
What brand computer do you have? HP
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? More than 10
Favorite city? Orlando
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Ice Cream
Do you think you are fat? YES
Ever throw up in a public place? YES
Do you have a pool? Yes
Ever drive a car? ..sigh.. Every day
How many times a month do you go to the movies? 2 or less
Last movie you saw? In the theater....Fun with Dick & Jane
Who is your hero? ME
How old are your parents? OLD
What deceased person would you like to meet?
Do you chew ice? Yes
Have you been to California? Yes
Last book you read? The Andromeda Strain
Favorite teacher? 5th Grade, Mr. Simpson
Do you like to go fishing? Yes
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? Too many
How many of those do you regret? Most of them
What is you average in school? As
Favorite professional team? Green Bay
Do you like mohawks? OF COURSE, I'm HARDCORE FUCKING xEDGEx
How many pairs of shoes do you own? A bunch
Do you floss? What's floss?
Do you have braces? Nope
Do you bite your nails? No
What is your last thought before falling asleep? I wish that fucker would be quiet and quit moving so much
Do you fall in love easily?
Ever have a crush and they never knew? Yes
Do you babysit? Every day
Ever been shot at? Yes
Do you work out/exercise? Occassionally
Do you have 6 pack abs? No
Do you consider yourself nice? Not usually
What movie character would you like to be? Tsukino Usagi
Do you go to camp for the summer? I WANT/NEED to go to fat camp!
Ever been bit by a snake? I've been bit by a turtle?
Have you been on a boat? Yes
Name of friend you have known the longest? Jay
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? Hell no, I knew a girl that had a BAD accident on a trampolin...Her foot came OFF
Ever break a bone? Several
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? ...I don't care for any of them?
What is your ultimate job? Linguist
Do you want to walk on the moon? Not particularly
Can you name the seven dwarfs? Of course, those bitches are HARDCORE FUCKING xEDGEx
Favorite TV show? All reality tv
Apples or oranges? apples AND oranges
Favorite model of car? anything with good gas mileage
Favorite flower? carnation
Favorite color? green
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? ugh, every damn day
Ever climb out your bedroom window? yes
Do you live in an apartment or house? apartment
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? None?
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? yes
How many cousins do you have? too many
Do you believe in ghosts? no
If you were a bird, what would you be? the loudest, most obnoxious bird I could be...sea gull?
Ever get stitches? several times
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? ....no
How many kids do you want to have? none
If you could change your name, what would it be? Alison Lee
Dogs or cats? Dogs AND cats
Who do you tell your problems to? no one
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? my wife
Do you believe in love at first sight? yes
Do you go to church? no
Would you marry outside your religon? yes
Volleyball or tennis? volleyball
How many people were at your last party? 6
Ever ride in a limo? yes
Ever drink champagne? yes
Favorite dinner? chicken and potatoes
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Heroes:

The French...they are so smooth and sexy. Myself...because I am so fucking hot and totally HARCORE FUCKING xEDGEx.

My Blog

Hooray for Brandon Harpel!

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Posted by G-SPOT SACK LOVE on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:24:00 PST

I CURSE YOU ALL, BITCHES!!!

OH YES, I AM THE HARDCORE FUCKING xEDGEx BRINGER OF ENDLESS PLAGUES! I'M A FILTHY LITTLE CARRIER MONKEY.  DON'T TEST ME, I WILL RUB LEAKY EYE GOO ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING DOORKNOBS AND INFECT YOU AL...
Posted by G-SPOT SACK LOVE on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:44:00 PST

It's my annivesary!

Today, my wife and I have been married for 6 months! To celebrate, I came home at 7:00pm and went to bed at 8:00pm. You may think that I might do something tomorrow, BUT, I plan on going to work all d...
Posted by G-SPOT SACK LOVE on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:35:00 PST

So, you wanna party?

Soooooooooooooo, Kwiczor wants to party at my house, eh?  WELL THAT'S JUST FINE AND FUCKING DANDY.  But, there will be NO drinking or drugs or I WILL CUT YOU.  THAT ...
Posted by G-SPOT SACK LOVE on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:54:00 PST

It's SO unfair.

My so called "wife" won't let me post my drag pictures online.  She says that they are private and just for her pleasure.  I really feel like singing about racing right now..... and maybe go...
Posted by G-SPOT SACK LOVE on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 10:22:00 PST

I want a three-way gang bang with Luf and that hot seaman.

I've been searching for a manAll across JapanJust to find, to find my samuraiSomeone who is strongBut still a little shyYes i need, I need my samuraiAy, Ay, Ay, I'm your little butterflyGreen, black a...
Posted by G-SPOT SACK LOVE on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:38:00 PST

Getting Hairy is Fun.

Gays love the techno and I am VERY Scottish these days.
Posted by G-SPOT SACK LOVE on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 10:12:00 PST

I'M SO HARDCORE FUCKING XEDGEX IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! GO ME!

I'M SO HARDCORE FUCKING XEDGEX IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! GO ME! I'M SO HARDCORE FUCKING XEDGEX IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! GO ME!I'M SO HARDCORE FUCKING XEDGEX IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! GO ME!I'M SO HARDCORE FUCKIN...
Posted by G-SPOT SACK LOVE on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 08:56:00 PST

Hi There! It's the end of the world!

NB IS COMING! I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES!  WHY ELSE WOULD IT WANT TO KNOW WHAT CITY I LIVE CLOSEST TO?!?!?!?!? I KNOW that NB is going to show up on my doorstep and that I am going to have to hang...
Posted by G-SPOT SACK LOVE on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 08:46:00 PST

When I come around.

Oh sure, I'm VERY popular on myspace.  I mean look at all of my powerful and important friends!  They're all HARDCORE FUCKING xEDGEx and awesome and all, but I miss my brother.  I wish...
Posted by G-SPOT SACK LOVE on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 10:50:00 PST