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J.Lu

You hate me because I'm beautiful.

About Me

I am part of a new breed of hustlers. This is my current hustle: Better Design Group .

My Interests

Bikes, Bikes (It's a fucking addiction. Worse than heroin. I love it.), Filmmaking, Art, Bike Polo, Beer, Whiskey, Women, Pinball, Good Music, Freight Trains, Paint, Picking on 6 year olds and Drunken Ranting.

I'd like to meet:

German supermodels named Claudia, John Tesh's forehead and that bloke Jebus H. Christ.

Movies:

The Passion of Christ, Glitter, Crossroads and anything starring the Olsen Twins or directed by Uwe Boll.

Television:

New Jersey rules! Ya backwoods retarded creeps.

Heroes:

Werner Herzog, Spike Jonze, Michel Gondry, The Coen brothers, Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson, Stanley Kubrick, Mos Def, Andy Gurevich.

My Blog

Portland to Seattle to San Francisco. A Photo Blog.

My Rig (The bag was heavy, the brake was annoying. I got rid of the brake):Her Rig (I told you she was a bad-ass):On the first day, about 40 miles into our trip, we crossed a bridge in some nasty rain...
Posted by J.Lu on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:09:00 PST

Pavel's Birthday Short/Useless Technical Notes

At some point during Pavel's birthday party I whipped out my camera and shot some footage. It's my first editing in Final Cut Pro and I was mostly out to prove an HD workflow theory I had so I only sp...
Posted by J.Lu on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 12:45:00 PST

Ask me anything. I have an answer.

Q: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it still make a sound? A: If a tree falls in a forest, the atoms nearly collide with the atoms of the surrounding air, the ground...
Posted by J.Lu on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 02:55:00 PST

Abortions, Idiots and Black Ice

Here are excerpts from my response to a Christian on another site who was "Pro-life". I'm reposting it here for archiving purposes, so I can copy and paste it to the next guy: Abortion is a sticky sub...
Posted by J.Lu on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 01:51:00 PST

I don't hate cars, I hate drivers.

I don't have a drivers license and it wasn't taken away because of drinking habits. I've never had one. I've never really had the need for one. Portland is not a very big town and word is driving cars...
Posted by J.Lu on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 05:34:00 PST

Pari and Perpetual Motion Machine

So I wake up in this morning feeling like I have been devoured by Godzilla and crapped off a cliff. I still don't understand why I drink PBR and in that quantity. There's a cat in my bed. This is not ...
Posted by J.Lu on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:42:00 PST

M.C. Stutter vs. Da Womens

I am certainly not, nor do I have any interest in becoming a rapper, but I find that "freestyling" helps reduce stuttering and my other speech impediments while getting the ladies on my daily routes i...
Posted by J.Lu on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 02:58:00 PST

Small World Coincidences: Heaven's Floor Plan

Disclaimer: To make a long story short, I was born outside of the US and raised in a sex cult which my parents joined in their early teens. Some of my more interesting stories, this one incl...
Posted by J.Lu on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:28:00 PST

Why I should not have a blog.

Amongst the random paid columns I write and the sites I publish, some have earned fairly positive reviews. Apparently, readers have few qualms trading improper grammar and shameful illiteracy for rela...
Posted by J.Lu on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:25:00 PST