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About Me

About a 4 years ago i started my own company - ROADBITCH.its a really simple concept. i tour manage and drive bands round europe. i bought a van, and a whole lotta backline and just asked the next american band i saw if i could drive them around. low and behold my business began. but somehow i've managed to specialise in detroit bands. not the worst thing in the world but everybody needs a little variaty now and again. so where ever you are in the world, England, Europe, Canada, the States, Australia, anywhere, if you need a driver, i'm your girl!!if you wanna see some of the great bands i've worked with, click on the roadbitch link here.... ROADBITCH
P.S. if your band sends me a friend request and i dont like your music, it will be denied, so please, all thrash metal bands - stop sending me requests.....

My Interests

When i'm not driving, to be honest my main interest is probably drinking.... although having got on the wagon recently, i'm getting well into online bingo.

I'd like to meet:

Any touring bands, especially from the states who want me to drive them round europe in my van.....................

Music:

maths rules, music sucks. it's true. And they've just found the 43rd Mersenne prime, 2^30,402,457 -1. wow

Movies:

lars von trier rocks, as does Hayao Miyazaki. But cube is still one of my all time favorite films. and now, murder party, y'all gotta see it...

Television:

simpsons ovbiously (although its not as funny as it used to be). BBC nature documentries, especially anything under water. i wish David Attenborough was my grandpa

Books:

everything by George Orwell ( Down and Out is my favorite). and Hunter S thompson (rum Diaries, just fucking read it, you'll see). I also read alot of maths books on prime numbers

Heroes:

hans moleman

My Blog

never wanna go through that again

It's finally all over. Some stupid GP went mental, way back in November. i went in cos i got a door in the head, and my head ache seemed to last a bit longer than it should have. So she gave me the al...
Posted by Roadbitch on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:31:00 PST

R.I.P. Bitchmobile

The Bitchmobile is gone. all gone. the engine blew up in the middle of france whilst on tour with Radio Moscow, and on Tuesday i went down with my dad to see if anything could be done. nothing. she wa...
Posted by Roadbitch on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:08:00 PST

whatever

i decided to go on a mission and walk home from Oval the other night. its about an 8 mile walk home. it was amazing. i crossed over waterloo bridge at about 2am, i was the only one there. so peaceful ...
Posted by Roadbitch on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:52:00 PST

so long superman

i just watched my baby being drivin away. it was heartbreaking. i'm so nervous. i dont like the idea of her being driven by anyone but me, the original RB MC. but it had to be done. i'll see her again...
Posted by Roadbitch on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:47:00 PST

Coming to America

Yes, Roadbitch is going to America!!!! woohoooooooo!im going to do the american part of SSM's tour with them. cant fucking wait. or am i crazy? month long tour with the boys, couple of weeks off for c...
Posted by Roadbitch on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:01:00 PST

roadbitch.tk

i've started working on my new website. yes, so far it is rubbish, but i'm trying my best. i've got more important shit to do on the road than piss around on a web page that no one looks at. but i'm g...
Posted by Roadbitch on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:14:00 PST

my face hurts

cos someone opened a door into it
Posted by Roadbitch on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:56:00 PST

how to amuse yourself outside a motorway travelodge

1. start with an accoustic guitar and cello2. plug bass guitar into synth and synth into stereo of van3. turn power of van on4. surround yourselves with ferrets5. play
Posted by Roadbitch on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:13:00 PST

Every Damn Time

So, Tuesday morning i woke up with flu/ end of tour blues. dropped the boys off at amsterdam airport and headed back for the uk. i'm sitting in the van, thinking about writing this blog, how for the p...
Posted by Roadbitch on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:31:00 PST

it gets worse

the broken window was nothing comparred to the clutch giving up 5 miles from the venue. but the boys made it to the venue in time with the help from a jolly nice chap from the AA. i'm now back in Lond...
Posted by Roadbitch on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:40:00 PST