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The Koala

Since 1982

About Me

The Koala is a student-run humor publication at the University of California, San Diego (UCSD) as well as a violent marsupial that eats eucalyptus leaves for their intoxicating effects.

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My Interests

Laughing at everyone, especially cripples

I'd like to meet:

Writers, artists, drunks, stoners, sluts, and anyone else who wants to chill.

Music:

Defamation League , The Booty Boys, Anal Cunt

Movies:

Donnie Darko

Television:

Koala TV
(episodes can be found here)

Books:

The books we've been mentioned/quoted in.

Heroes:

Steve Lutz
E-Dogg
Tulley Raferty
T-Bone
George Liddle III
Jeremy Rode
Ass Man
Janitor Robert
Kapernik
Sam to the Skillz with a Z
Dirty Mike
Bryan Barton
Steve York
Brad Kohlenberg
Marcus Kouma
Aaron
Rexi
Davey
Bri
Jason
Sours
Nicholle

My Blog

Still shining

Whoops, forgot to let you all know that we still exist.  We lost the office when we went home for break, but we still have our workspace and funding (neither were in danger). Anyway, a new issue ...
Posted by The Koala on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:03:00 PST

The Cold War continues

Day 26: The administration has pretty much left us alone because they're scared of a confrontation. They know we're crazy and armed with a camera and enough tricks to make Macaulay Culkin jealous. A...
Posted by The Koala on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:34:00 PST

Winning after 1 week

It's already been a week. The administration is stalemated right now, so everything's low intensity. Watch for us to make our moves ... eventually. No other incidents stick out since Friday, but th...
Posted by The Koala on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 02:16:00 PST

Koala Under Siege, Day 2

Two incidents stick out so far:1. Yesterday morning, as I was being interviewed by three camera crews, I looked out our door and saw the man assigned to change our lock walk up, look in, and immediate...
Posted by The Koala on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST

They tryin' to catch us ridin' dirty

The administration is trying to kick us out of our office for allegedly finding a bong with residue which allegedly tested positive for weed. They also claim to have found booze in the office. Point i...
Posted by The Koala on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:38:00 PST

First Fall Issue Tomorrow

After a summer of hard work and harder drinking, the first issue of the school year is ready to hit UCSD tomorrow.  Look for it at www.thekoala.org by mid-week at latest. In this ...
Posted by The Koala on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:10:00 PST

Watermelons and Armageddons

So the 666 issue came out on 6/6/06 and was a big hit.  You may have seen us driving a golf cart with painted teeth on the front like madmen or dressed up as bums with apocalyptical cardboard sig...
Posted by The Koala on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:23:00 PST

Military coup

This is Davey.   We've staged a military coup.  Although Brad retains editorial control, but I now have control of this blog.  Check out our new issue at the www.koala.org.  Here's...
Posted by The Koala on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:44:00 PST

Random Shit Today

Today on library walk while there was Korean BBq this chick ended up walking up to Mike Sowers and just macking on him.  He said she was pretty hammered but he ended up taking her back to the tee...
Posted by The Koala on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:03:00 PST

Winter Issue 1 Awesome Cover!!!!

No one has been on here for a while. In the time that's gone our editor lit his face on fire. OUCH! Distribution of the brand new issue has come and gone. On the first day of distribution one of...
Posted by The Koala on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 02:57:00 PST