On notice |
May is getting closer and I plan on being in San Diego/ Los Angeles area for my vacation. To all my surf buddies I can already hear the surf pounding in my ears and imagine the smell of brine filling ...
Posted by Milk on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 07:18:00 PST |
Secret Satan |
This is a game that plays off of the whole secret Santa game concept but a bit more evil. For those of you that don't know about Secret Santa it is where you are assigned someone to buy a gift for and...
Posted by Milk on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 09:03:00 PST |
Milks Final Schedule |
..> Mr. Milkmans Final Schedule 2099 6:00 AM Last nights 500 one armed push ups coupled with officially crushing Wilt Chamberlains record by 5...
Posted by Milk on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:18:00 PST |
Admitting defeat |
Here is an actual correspondance between me and an admissions department to remain anonymous:Milk, the admissions office never received a letter of recommendation and the admissions...
Posted by Milk on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:26:00 PST |
The Illiterati |
FREE MONEY!!!!!! Would you like access to riches and luxury the likes of which only royalty enjoy? Of fucking course you do. It's easy, all you have to do is prove that you are both illiterate and hav...
Posted by Milk on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:28:00 PST |
Toilet paper |
Why do all the toilet paper brands have pictures of kids on the front? Is that supposed to imply that the paper is so soft that it is like wiping your ass with a baby? Thats just wrong. I am against a...
Posted by Milk on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:18:00 PST |
Eat, Drink, and be Merry |
If I where to try to get you to stop smoking crack I wouldn't give you small white medicine rocks to smoke, nor if you where trying to quit a sex addiction would I give you your medication in a penis ...
Posted by Milk on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:28:00 PST |
Dietary needs |
Mr. Milks Diet:Eat one helping of poverty for breakfast, another for lunch and then have a respectable dinner (i.e. tap water rich in San Diego minerals and two servings of low carb shoe leather). The...
Posted by Milk on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:11:00 PST |
tiny people |
If I had a midget... I would pay his way through Harvard law then dress him up in a pinstripe suit and attach a handle to his tiny back so that he could be my little briefcase except he would have his...
Posted by Milk on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:29:00 PST |
My first, not my current, apartment |
I moved into an apartment behind a shopping plaza and there where many surprises for me that where not included in the brochure. It said 'conveniently located next to many fine stores.' It failed to m...
Posted by Milk on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:31:00 PST |
