I'd like to meet:
The guy who created Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Music:
Scum of the Earth, Clutch, Murderdolls, Flaw, Motograter, Twisted Method, World Famous Crawlspace Bros., The Nixons, Mudvayne, WASP, Lords of Acid, Megadeth, Danzig, Alabama, HIM, CKY.
Movies:
Young Guns, Tombstone, The Goonies, Bubba Ho-Tep, Friday the 13th, Sleepaway Camp 1-3, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ed Gein, Broken Lizard, Anything with Will Ferrell, Porn.
Television:
Seinfeld, Saturday Night Live, The Andy Griffith Show, Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, Jackass, Monster House, Monster Garage, American Choppers.
Books:
The Serial Killer Files, The Thief of Always, Through The Window