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Bone Dogz ~N~ Harmony

The beast is awake...and the dog too!

About Me

My name is Angel Rodriguez. I go by many names, which confused me quite a bit as a pup. My masters would call me doofus, poodle doodles, stupid, Sans Testicles, idiot, happy retard, treat, and pain in the ass. They still do, but I finally realized my name is Angel. I am part of the Roo-Roos Lost Anonymous Organization, or R.R.L.A.O. for short. My main master, the one who brought me home, doesn't really take care of me. She forgets to feed me and refill my water bowl. The one who does take care of me, the only one whose name I bothered to learn, is called Kath. Except for hitting the Bacardi Bat a lil' too much, she is awesome. She watches over me all day, feeds me, and plays with me too. My best buddy is Spencer T., even though we fight every time I see him. He may be a grumpy pants, but deep down, he is a good dog. My masters don't know that I can use the computer, so I might be slow in responding. I have to wait for them all to leave so I can secretly use the computer. It's not that I don't want them to know I am capable of using the computer and keyboard. Really, I don't want them to know that I look up certain things...hey, I'm a dog. What do you expect! WOOF WOOF WOOF RUFF!
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My Interests

I enjoy watching Dog Shows and the Discovery Channel. I like to play with Spencer T. when he's interested. I also enjoy sitting in the window and barking at passer-bys, all while basking in the sunlight.

I'd like to meet:

Lassie, so I can pee on her and call her a stuck up racist bitch! That's right, I said it. I hate racists! Same goes for Mr. Ed, stupid horse. Rinny Tin Tin too. He's not racist, I just think he's a lil' bitch. Anyone from the local K-9 unit. I need a job so I can buy food for myself, seeing how my owner won't feed me. Grr!

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Music:

Whatever the hell my master listens to, I hate it! All that pop stupid shit. Britney and Kelly Clarkson, they blow major roo-roos! The rap music though, I love that shit. Tupac, DMX, Lil' Jon, and Xzibit are just some of my favs.

Movies:

Cats and Dogs was a good movie. Obviously, cats are pure evil. It's so true. When someone is that prim, pampered, and girly looking, you have no choice but to turn evil. I also liked Homeward Bound and The Land Before Time. Also, any films that Tupac was in.

Television:

Discovery Channel when the animal shows are on.

Books:

See Spot Run...bitches! That and the one book a stoner will eventually write. Y'know, the one that is 1000 pages abou how funny a dog looks in glasses. Tupac's poetry book is my absolute fav!

Heroes:

Tupac. That man was a genius and an amazing poet. The proud dogs of the K-9 unit too. They are so brave and courageous for what they have to do everyday. Brian from Family Guy too, since he battled for equal rights for canines.

My Blog

Why dog can't get crunk

So me and the Kath just split a couple jugs of Bacardi Bat and no I'ms writing out this necessityary list:Why dog can't get crunk...1. A humpin' marathon takes place. The victims are as follows: ...
Posted by Bone Dogz ~N~ Harmony on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:35:00 PST

Why dog can't drink soda

Okay, so every once in a while, my one master Pat likes to give me soda. The only soda he ever gave me was lemon lime. Well, I was sick one day and he said drink some lemon lime soda, it will make me ...
Posted by Bone Dogz ~N~ Harmony on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 12:26:00 PST

Why I like Lil Jon...

WHAT!?WHAT!!??HUH!????pardon me?YEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!????OH OH WHAT YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!???GET CRUNK MOTHAFUCKA!!!...
Posted by Bone Dogz ~N~ Harmony on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 01:15:00 PST

Poodles is Pissed!

Yeah, so somebody hacked my poodle space, and that pisses this dog off so much, that I ju-just can't...y'know...RUFF RUFF WOOF! So I temporarily shut down my poodles space. So all those fun comments a...
Posted by Bone Dogz ~N~ Harmony on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:59:00 PST