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DAVE

IM AWAY, WONT BE ON MYSPACE FOR A FEW MONTHS, ITS BEEN GREAT...SO ILL BE BACK FOR MORE. F%$KIN ROCK

About Me

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SCREAMING FOR THRASH METAL BAND ALPHA STATE,MY OTHER INTERESTS?LIFE AND EVERTHING WITHIN.IM INTERESTED IN BECOMING THE GREATEST AND MOST INSPIRING TOTAL DAVE THAT EVER WALKED THE EARTH, NOT THE PERFECT HUMAN BEING, JUST THE PERFECT DAVE. NEVER BE AFRAID OF PERFECTION, IF YOU ARE, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANYWHERE NEAR IT. REMEMBER NO MATTER HOW INTENSE AND HARD LIFE GETS FOR YOU, PRESSURE MAKES DIAMONDS MOTHA FOKKA. ROCK ON, ROCK OUT, ROCK HARD.

I'd like to meet:

ID LIKE TO MEET-DAVE MUSTAINE THE FUCKING LIVING LEGEND...AGAIN!!JAMEY JASTA - THE MOST INSPIRING LYRICIST ALIVE AND A POWERFUL VOCALIST, GET YOUR FIST IN THE FUCKING AIR MOTHA FOKKAZ!!KERMIT THE FROG.........ahhh...f$%k knows why, he's small, green, and waves his arms around like a maniac as he exits stage left, who wouldnt wanna meet kermy?WHOOPI GOLDBERG......NAH.ALL THE DOWN TO EARTH, MOST INSPIRING, ENERGISING FUKKAZ ALIVE, IF YA NOT ENERGISING, ILL STILL LIKE TO MEET YA, SO I CAN ENERGISE YA!!!!!!!!!WHOOOOOAAAAAA!!@!%$#^%THE GIRL(S) OF MY DREAMS.....HAHA!..

You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test
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Music:

INSPIRATIONAL GROOVE METAL, THRASH/SPEED METAL, WE'RE TALKING MEGADETH, PANTERA, MACHINE HEAD, LAMB OF GOD, HATEBREED, FEAR FACTORY, TRIVIUM, ANTHRAX...FUCK THE LIST IT GOES ON FOREVER.

Movies:


Your Movie Buff Quotient: 80%
You are a total movie buff. Classics, blockbusters, indie favorites... you've seen most of them.
Your friends know to come to you whenever they need a few good DVD rental suggestions. Are You a Movie Buff?ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE, ARMY OF DARKNESS, HOSTEL, WOLF CREEK, UNFORGIVEN, ROCK STAR, SPINAL TAP, EVENT HORIZON, PREDATOR 1, 2, TERMINATOR 1, 2, RAMBO 1, 2, 3, TIME COP, HARD TARGET, OLD SCHOOL, ANCHORMAN, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM

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Television:

MUSIC CHANNELS, DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT MEERKATS, SHARKS, BIG FUCK OFF TIGERS, HEAVY METAL DOCO'S, THERE'S HEAPS!!! BUT DONT SPEND YOUR LIFE IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING BOX, THERE'S A HUGE WORLD OUT THERE, SEE IT THROUGH YOUR EYES, NOT SOME CAMERA.

Books:

The manual to my Lawn mower, The Art of War, A Million little Pieces, Scar Tissue, Motley Crue, The Dirt..R..E..A..D....M..O..R..E....B..O..O..K..S..!..!..!.... ............

Heroes:

HEROES?DAVE MUSTAINE, JAMEY JASTA, MY MUM, MY DAD, MY BROTHER, MY FRIENDS, MY FUCKING SELF.Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% Green Lantern 85% Superman 75% Supergirl 70% The Flash 65% Catwoman 65% Iron Man 60% Wonder Woman 55% Hulk 55% Batman 50% Robin 45% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
BE THE HERO OF YOUR OWN LIFE AND THE CHAMPION OF YOURSELF. (by me, 2006)
T Tough
O Overwhelming
T Technological
A Ambitious
L Light
D Devious
A Accurate
V Virile
E Entertaining
Name / Username:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: TOTAL DAVE FROM HELL
Birthday: FAIR WHILE AGO
Birthplace: RIGHT HERE BABY
Current Location: AGAIN, RIGHT HERE
Eye Color: JET BLACK
Hair Color: JET BROWN
Height: UP TO THE TOP OF MY SKULL
Right Handed or Left Handed: ALWAYS RIGHT BABY
Your Heritage: THE BEST OF THE BESTEST
The Shoes You Wore Today: ARE STILL ON MY FEET
Your Weakness: NUP
Your Fears: NUP
Your Perfect Pizza: IF ITS HOT
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: INFAMY
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BABY
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHAT WILL I CONQUER TODAY?
Your Best Physical Feature: HANDS
Your Bedtime: WHEN I FALL ASLEEP
Your Most Missed Memory: I FORGOT!
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI GENERATION
MacDonalds or Burger King: GET FUCKED
Single or Group Dates: ROLL EM TOGETHER
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: UM
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA ICE
Cappuccino or Coffee: CUPPA WHAT??
Do you Smoke: IM SMOKING HOT
Do you Swear: FUCKIN OATH!!!
Do you Sing: YUP
Do you Shower Daily: YUP
Have you Been in Love: YUP
Do you want to go to College: NUP
Do you want to get Married: MAYBE PERHAPS NO
Do you belive in yourself: FUCKIN A
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOPE
Do you think you are Attractive: FUCK YEAH
Are you a Health Freak: FUCK YEAH
Do you get along with your Parents: FUCK YEAH
Do you like Thunderstorms: FUCK YEAH
Do you play an Instrument: FUCK YEAH
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: FUCK YEAH
In the past month have you Smoked: FUCK YEAH
In the past month have you been on Drugs: FUCK NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: FUCK YEAH
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: FUCK YEAH
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: FUCK NUP
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: WISH I DID, ACTUALLY YES I DID! YAY!
In the past month have you been on Stage: NEGATIVE ON THAT GOLD LEADER
In the past month have you been Dumped: BY A COP!! WHAT A DUMB COPPER BITCH!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: WISH I DID!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: FUCK THAT, HEARD OF KARMA?!?!?!?!?!
Ever been Drunk: ABSOLUTELY
Ever been called a Tease: ABSOLUTELY
Ever been Beaten up: THANKFULLY NO
Ever Shoplifted: UNFORTUNATELY YES
How do you want to Die: HAVING HOT SEX
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: AN ASTRONAUT
What country would you most like to Visit: FLAVOUR COUNTRY
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: MAGIC
Favourite Hair Color: ENCHANTING
Short or Long Hair: FLOWING LOCKS
Height: UP TO MY LIPS
Weight: ENOUGH TO THROW AROUND THE BEDROOM
Best Clothing Style: SEXY
Number of Drugs I have taken: 928375484984958758439845856858954
Number of CDs I own: ALL OF EM
Number of Piercings: THRICE BEFORE AND SOON AGAIN
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I REGRET NOTHING, FUCK THAT.
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Which guitar are you

B.C. Rich Warlock
You are a BC Rich Warlock. Its Gothic Shape and death metal sound have gotten it a good reputation with modern distortion enthusaists.
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Your Penis Name Is...
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You Are 80% Weird
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader. How Weird Are You?
You Are 100% Angry
You are a very angry person - and you might not realize it.
While you may think that you're bitter, depressed, or bad tempered...
What you're really feeling is anger.
While you may not need anger management, you may need some therapy! How Angry Are You?
You Are 100% Paranoid Schizophrenic
You have almost all of the paranoid schizophrenia warning signs...
But you may just think this quiz is out to get you! Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
Your Hillbilly Name Is...
Jim Bob Dallas Hillbilly Name Generator

My Blog

THE TOTAL DAVE WISDOM JOURNAL - PART TWO!

JUST A QUICKY THIS TIME=  AS LONG AS YOU LEARN FROM EVERTHING YOU GO THROUGH, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BAD EXPERIENCE.=  REMEMBER THAT NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE,  YOUR DAD IS LITERALLY ...
Posted by TOTAL DAVE (IVE GONE M.I.A, BUT ILL BE BACK) on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:51:00 PST

THE TOTAL DAVE WISDOM JOURNAL= PART 1

    HERE BEGINS MY PEARLS OF WISDOM SERIES.  ILL BET 24 BUCKS AND 37 CENTS THAT SOMEONES THOUGHT OF EM ALL BEFORE ME, BUT F#%K, IM FIGURING THIS SHIT OUT AS I GO TOO, AND PICKING U...
Posted by TOTAL DAVE (IVE GONE M.I.A, BUT ILL BE BACK) on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:23:00 PST