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About Me

I am an only child but not spoilt.
Having been down and out in Paris for a year, I figured I'd move to London and be down and out here for a bit. I think I prefer Paris, but that's because I don't know enough people in London yet.
I went to Oxford but I wasn't as clever as everyone else which was quite depressing, so I just watched a lot of daytime tv. I think I've forgotten how to think.
I'm psychotically jealous and too trusting at the same time, and scarred from heartaches and breaks and betrayals, so kind of bumble around hoping to meet nice people to dance with, or a giant penguin to gossip with.

My Interests

I like: - Really shit celebrities
- Pretending that my teddies are alive and bananas are phones.
- Going to afterskool and cackling
- Boat trips to see the seals
- Jonas getting really excited about new records and playing them to me over and over again

I don't like:
- Having to wear boring clothes to work and slowly losing my personal identity..
- People who think you need to be overtly intellectual and pretentious to be considered intelligent
- Eating noises
- Being ridiculously jealous
- Mint

I'd like to meet:

TOOTING KIDS TO RIOT WITH (as in the place, not the expletive)
London people who want to have tea with me and go dancing.
Girls who are as retarded as me, and know the meaning of the word loyalty.
A really large oversized giant penguin.
The recurring cast members in M6's sunday night pornfilms (although apparently these have stopped?! by far the best thing about Paris)

Music:

KLAXONS, interpol, yyys, good electro, the faint, oxford bands, the libertines, kings of leon, the rapture, jeff buckley is my god, bloc party, black wire, lcd soundsystem, blondie, client, dfa1979, girls aloud, idlewild, the smiths, pat benetar, editors, the police, rilo kiley, patrick wolf, moving units, please insert here a list of pretentious bands where you only know one song but pretend to like them anyway because that apparently makes you cool

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind
Amelie
Donnie Darko
Mary Poppins
Almost Famous
Girl Interrupted
Un long dimanche de fianÃ§ailles
Closer

Television:

I love reality tv. ALL reality tv.
The OC. ER. Things with initials in the title.
Documentaries about penguins.
Neighbours and Doctors and Monk
Daytime sky movies about people dying of cancer/adopted children finding their parents/kids being kerazy/80s american high school movies/fat people finding love
Quizmania

Books:

Being Jordan - Katie Price
Closer - Patrick Marber
Maupassant's short stories especially Le Horla
Amelie Nothomb
- I used to be a total bookworm but now have a bit of an aversion to reading and i don't know why. suggest me things to rekindle my love!

Heroes:

Mary Poppins and Jeff Buckley would be my chosen adoptive parents.
I like being told I look like Sophie Dahl.
Translators of all the books I'm supposed to read in French.
Katie Price
Erol Alkan
Roland Rat

My Blog

FANS AT DAWN

One of my bestest friends in the whole wide world, thom: Thou who werest there (marc hogging the camera but bee's breasts looking amazing) Meee and Beeee bowtastic: Will and the beauti...
Posted by rumplepipskin on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 03:40:00 PST