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About Me

I write and perform poetry in order to sort out the muck in my brain. If you would like some vaguely surreal miserabilist psycho prose at your gig/night/whatever message me. I'll probably do it for a few pints.I am Ko-Kommandant of Das Booty; a new monthly club night celebrating Technology, Style and Precision. Sub-bassed in Kingsland Road's Korsan Bar.I am also involved with the wine-soaked travelling freek-show Shot By Both Sides

My Interests

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Artists/Writers/Filmakers/Musicians/DJ's/Visionaries/Ghosts/ Psychics/Tramps/Cracked Actors/Obsessives/Dreamers/Robots/Giant Mice/Aliens

My Blog

Lucky Industrial Park Number 7

1, 2, 3Tick TockToxicityThe TV told me That Beauty is in theEye of the Consumer Happy Boxing Day! www.robertintheunderworld.blogspot.com  
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 05:52:00 GMT

Stranger (on the train)

There's a stranger on a trainAnd he's talking bollocksStaring at girlsAnd fingering walletsHe's had too muchOf one or the otherRocking back and forthLike Psycho's motherWrap around shadesAnd a Prisone...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:12:00 GMT

My Day

Just recently someone asked me how my day was.To which I replied:It's a promotional tool for the under 12'sIt's 2 years hard labour in Reading GaolIt's coming down and not coming upIt's sniffing glue ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 13:55:00 GMT

Nice Explosion in my Heart

I wrote this in 1995...nice to know some things never change. NICE EXPLOSION IN MY HEART&I'm going to tell you a story. And you had better listen, because it's a good one. Now I shall begin.Three days...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:00:00 GMT

The Paper Boy Whose Mind and Paper Round Expanded

Lying in bedHands like fuck cats/ratsPainting tiny squares On my brand new radio/alarm clockWith tippex.Very defined, Very detailedThe Devil's in the detail.I got the acid From a 40 year old crustie n...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:12:00 GMT

Lottery Tickets, The Scent of Death

2008:The year your head crackedLost and dumbfoundedFacedownIn Lewisham Tesco ExpressUnhappy shoppers crawl above youThickened with walls of own brand pizzasSoft pornographyThe heavy scent of deathThey...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:12:00 GMT

Waiting to get stabbed...

Oh my days!Sunshine ?You're just likeMy little one and,Crawling upAnd downLike you never...Meant it!At the busShelter-garageSay it likeYou really want itThrowing chips at the chapsTungsten, Aluminium,...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:22:00 GMT

Rattle My Head

Rattle my head and call it UnderstandingBeen down so long I'm starting to like itRattle my head and call it StanleyForgot what your face looks likeThink it has two eyesAnd a nose and a smile that neve...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:06:00 GMT

For Valia, Wherever She May Be.

I'm standing by the waterlogged bog in the forest near the hallsAnd my mind is bogged down with the usual doubts and insecurities.You're in your room smoking endless rollups of Drum and drinking Vodka...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 09:20:00 GMT

Earth Bound, Wings Clipped

If I couldn't see you Then I wouldn't need you Today As lights in my scriptures And Visions and pictures they Play.   The moment you left me I lost all my consciousness Returning to the form I'...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:41:00 GMT