Destiney

If your sick of stupid surveys check this one out, you will surely chuckle.......Here we go:)1) Do you like to eat jello with a fork? But of course I do its just like pissing in the wind!2) Do you consider yourself a classy broad or dude? I'm a such a classy broad3) Would you go to charm school? I just graduated from charm school- BURP-FART-POOP on your shoe4)Who is your Favorite porn star? Jenna Jameson is the best. I would never kick her outta bed5)What is the weirdest gift you bought or received? I bought a douche and denture cleaner as a X-mas present for my friend Kim Detkowski back in the day6)Where is your FAV place to get it on? In the car driving down the freeway7) Where is the weirdest place you humped? Outside underneath a truck cab (U know the top to a truck)8) What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you? When I was drunk... I got my finger stuck in a hole in a pole. Kandi had 2 grab the butter and lube me up. I thought it was stuck forever but I was more concerned about not being able to reach my beer!9)Would you rather DO Chaka-Kahn or Cyndi Lauper? Chaka Kahn with her front tooth gone. Let me rock ya Chaka- I feel for u!10)Do you do the running man in the shower? I tried but had too many slip and falls11)what is a flaw of yours?I am very blunt and I say whatever is on my mind to whoever it is. I also make fun of people a lot. Sorry cunt help myself12) If you were a porn star what would your name be? and where would you perform your first porn?? LOL Bald Beaver. I would want my first porn to be in a really classy joint with diamonds & pearls draped all over13) Whos in your dreams?~ who do you dream of having sex with? no pleading the fifth;) Eminem- I am always fucking Marshall14) If you have a computer at work, do you find yourself on myspace most of the day? U know it15) Do you need a good rubbing? Ohh yeah that sounds nice- MMM right there thats the spot16) Do you make it rain? I make it rain on dem hoes- I shoot em a few dollars17) Hopscotch or backgammon? Hopskotch with my shoes on the wrong foot18) Our secret word when the boss is coming is Yahtzee and Fax what is yours? lol He says BINGO- We say Yahtzee19)Do you like to run around naked when your by yourself? or with a bf/gf All of the above20)Have you ever got your ass stuck in a garbage can? Actually I have! I rolled down the hallway like a crawfish. The whole school laughed21)Do you like to rollerskating in grocery stores? That sounds like a hoot. Back in high school I rollerskated down the hallway on the last day of school22) Do you like lights? or do you prefer the darK? I yike lights but I love the dark23)Are beans really a magical fruit? They make me tear it up LOL24)Do your drapes match your carpet? ( wink wink;)) SHH I don't have any carpet down there- Don't tell anyone25)Whats your name again? Hmm I'll tell u when I remember ???26) Have you ever got so drunk that you peed on the side of the road on a log? when cars where driving by slooooow,lol I love peeing outside! Don't know if I pissed on a log... Wait sure I have!27) Would you could you in a boat? I did it on a yacht28) how about with a goat? I would do it with an Alpaca they are so adorable. Just joshing everyone... but they are pretty damn cute29) Do you like Green eggs and ham? I would if there is nothing else to munch onWhat comes to mind when you see/hear thses words?30)BUTT RINGS? When u are pooping and u sit on the toilet for long periods and u get off look at your butt in the mirror. What do u see? BUTT RINGS baby 31)DAFFODIL? Taste like hot churned butter that melts in your mouth 32)PICKLE NIPPLES? Veronicas breasteses 33)PATTY? When poop has been flattened 34)MEAN MUG? When someone is trying to make a mean face but instead they look constipated 35)RAPIDO? UHH faster, faster, quicker speedy gonzalaze speed racer!36) Are you magically delicous? I am scrumptdiddlyumptious37)Did you find this survey? Silly? Dumb? Histerical? Hilarious? Or a waste of time? Very original and fun. HAHA We so funny!!