"PHILADELPHONIC IN THE CUT."
"JERSEY BORN AND BRED."
HIYA...I'm a fuckin' ninja if any of you didn't know by now. I killed the dinosaurs....therefore I am dangerous. When president Clinton was in office, he stopped by my house and asked if he could declare my hands as the deadliest weapon ever...so I said yes... But just don't make it public. Then Bush asked me to end the war with my "ninjistics." I told him, "You got yourself into this mess....you get yourself out." Then I kicked him down the steps and ninja'd my way outta there. Those guards are hardly, "highly" trained. They should wear cups...lemme tell you. I don't need one because my balls are like steel. Imagine what my sperm look like.... A money shot is not pretty, believe me. No one wants high pressure semen dents in their cranium .... no Mrs. .... you do not. I think that covers it besides the fact that I beat up Chuck Norris one time... I made the tower of pisa lean... And I also ended the cold war. I don't like to gloat but I'm pretty awesome now that I think of it...
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