the master chuck list |
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property
Chuck Norris invented cancer ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:01:00 GMT |
chuck norris facts |
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He al...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:48:00 GMT |
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day 74
unemployment has hit an all time low with boring......we ran out of liquor around 6 this morning...i dont know how long the crew will last......for they do not know we are out of liquor, i fear...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:11:00 GMT |
enlightenment |
well chris told me today that drunks buy fiths and alcholics by nhalf gallons........i said i buy both........i guess im just a drunk alcholic.......i love you 3 month special bourbon
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 15:45:00 GMT |
