Member Since: 2/23/2006
Band Website: BitchfinderGenital.com
Band Members:
Bitchfinder
Genital
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3Ply Stagliano - All times member. No times able
Kirby Girl - Flavoured coffees, pushing the right buttons at the right time, Microkorg and maker of bass noises
Other charity cases are sometimes involved also
Influences:
Bitchfinder
Genital
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We like a whole load of stuff. Our obvious and primary influences are Sammy Mackie, Terry and the Idiots and Hansa. I'm sure we copy lots of bands. Please have a listen and let us know who we plagiarise. In life, our main influences are Lidl and TK Maxx. We have no Aldi.
Sounds Like:
Bitchfinder
Genital
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When a big turd stuffs up the toilet but then eventually slops away down the bend without having to get the loo brush out (The skiddy marks will eventually break up and flush away). What a relief! We bring the same joy to all.
Continuing on that theme, it's also a bit like when you let one go after being dying to pass wind but holding it in to feign some manners (Normally round a raunchy person you're trying to impress) or that time years ago when I was still at school and they showed us Walkabout . As if it wasn't squirmy enough to be a twelve year old boy sweating uncomfortably in the Lecture Theatre at being shown film of Jenny Agutter's muff at school, I was attempting not to fart and one got lodged in my pants, like a bubble. I remember not knowing whether it was simply passing wind or some quite liquidy poop. That was very uncomfortable indeed until I got to the loo and was able to see my pants were thankfully clean. Well, listening to Bitchfinder Genital is like finding you've clean pants at the loo.
Here's a tune (Although it's more of a turd, in continuation of the lavatorial theme) to be getting on with (please left-click on the play arrow, pointing to the right, to listen to this rancid arsedropping if it's showing, which it doesn't always):
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