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Bitchfinder Genital

Half way to shit hot

About Me


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3Ply Stagliano has been attempting to make music, in one shape or form, for about fourteen years, on and off. What can be loosely described as singing has been coming out of 3Ply Stagliano's mouth for too long. It should be sewn up.
Bitchfinder Genital is primarily 3Ply Stagliano and whatever so-called friend(s) can blackmailed into playing an instrument, making coffee, writing tunes, drawing a picture etc.
So far, in fourteen odd years of attempting to play music, 3Ply Stagliano has learned the chord of E. Hence 9 out of 10 songs start in the key of E. Why make it difficult on ourselves?
Bitchfinder Genital is not a band with aspirations of making it big or pleasing all of the people all of the time. Bitchfinder Genital simply exists to entertain those taking part within and the people who enjoy their music. If you like what you hear, please let us know. We'll be both shocked and delighted to discover someone enjoys what we're doing. You'll be our best friend(s) forever. If you don't like it, please keep checking back. There might (or might not) be something you like in the future. Oh, and if we do anything you think anyone else you know might like, please let them know too. It's not going to cost them anything to listen to us and the worst that'll happen is they simply won't enjoy us. It's a no lose situation. Thanks.
As this profile was created using: ProfileTweaks Editor Ver.2 , MySpaceDaddy , Deltox and MyPimpSpace , it seems only fair to put their links in here. Oh, and it's probably best to look at this in a definition of 1024 by 768 pixels as that's what we made it in and it might look a bit pish (or moreso anyway) in other definitions. Apologies also if some of the links (At the top) don't work. I've no idea why that is.
You can also find your fix of Bitchfinder Genital here and here (Opens in a new window). Phooey to us, advertising MySpace's competition right under their runny noses. What swines!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/23/2006
Band Website: BitchfinderGenital.com
Band Members:

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3Ply Stagliano - All times member. No times able
Kirby Girl - Flavoured coffees, pushing the right buttons at the right time, Microkorg and maker of bass noises

Other charity cases are sometimes involved also
Influences:

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We like a whole load of stuff. Our obvious and primary influences are Sammy Mackie, Terry and the Idiots and Hansa. I'm sure we copy lots of bands. Please have a listen and let us know who we plagiarise. In life, our main influences are Lidl and TK Maxx. We have no Aldi.
Sounds Like:

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When a big turd stuffs up the toilet but then eventually slops away down the bend without having to get the loo brush out (The skiddy marks will eventually break up and flush away). What a relief! We bring the same joy to all.

Continuing on that theme, it's also a bit like when you let one go after being dying to pass wind but holding it in to feign some manners (Normally round a raunchy person you're trying to impress) or that time years ago when I was still at school and they showed us Walkabout . As if it wasn't squirmy enough to be a twelve year old boy sweating uncomfortably in the Lecture Theatre at being shown film of Jenny Agutter's muff at school, I was attempting not to fart and one got lodged in my pants, like a bubble. I remember not knowing whether it was simply passing wind or some quite liquidy poop. That was very uncomfortable indeed until I got to the loo and was able to see my pants were thankfully clean. Well, listening to Bitchfinder Genital is like finding you've clean pants at the loo.

Here's a tune (Although it's more of a turd, in continuation of the lavatorial theme) to be getting on with (please left-click on the play arrow, pointing to the right, to listen to this rancid arsedropping if it's showing, which it doesn't always):

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My Blog

Lost Songs

I was just sitting playing the guitar (Badly), coming up with wee riffs, forgetting them and going onto the stuff I always play. What it made me think is whether any of those 'forgotten riffs' which g...
Posted by Bitchfinder Genital on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:54:00 PST

BitchfinderGenital.com

I'm a tightwad but, even so, I've bought the domain name www.BitchfinderGenital.com. It's the same crappy website it has been for the last couple of years but there's more space. I've no excuse now no...
Posted by Bitchfinder Genital on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 03:47:00 PST

Six songs now on MySpace

I see MySpace now allows six songs up on a band's space. In light of this, I've put up a couple of older tunes from Eat A Slice Of Cake (Dodgy amateur CD bit you can get for free by messaging me and ...
Posted by Bitchfinder Genital on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:21:00 PST

Frak! - Its a new tune

I'm not sure whether I'm happy with it or not but I've stuck the first new Bitchfinder Genital tune for quite some time up here. It's called Frak! (Any geek will get the reference, especially if they ...
Posted by Bitchfinder Genital on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:51:00 PST

Bitchfinder Genital shop

Now I've no idea if this is working or not (It wouldn't for me) but I've attempted to do a Bitchfinder Genital shop via Cafe Press (It's free and therefore good as far as I'm concerned but don't be af...
Posted by Bitchfinder Genital on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:40:00 PST

Laziness

I'm sure you'll all be 'shite-ing your collective arses' worrying about how you're going to feed your Bitchfinder Genital addictions with such recent inactivity. Well, I've nothing in the pipeline rea...
Posted by Bitchfinder Genital on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:38:00 PST

Anal alphabetising

I was doing my anal categorising of CDs today (Alphabetic order by group name and then chronologically by release date) and was kind of amused by the bands to either side of the Bitchfinder Genital tu...
Posted by Bitchfinder Genital on Thu, 31 May 2007 02:51:00 PST

In Bed With Chris Needham

I was reminded of this travesty and thought I would make sure anyone looking here doesn't miss out. By the way, I've got Manslorter's demo if anyone wants a copy. It's less amusing than you would expe...
Posted by Bitchfinder Genital on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:01:00 PST

Bitchfinder Genital vs The Government

Boo hiss! Down the with the government. They hate Bitchfinder Genital. Well, that's not exactly true whatsoever. The truth is that one of my friends actually ironed on the patches free with Dadgad vs ...
Posted by Bitchfinder Genital on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:42:00 PST

Apologies

Hi there. I was listening to, the Bitchfinder Genital tune, Strayed Albino and the level of the keyboards in it is close to inaudible. I shall have to increase their volume and upload it again. Apolog...
Posted by Bitchfinder Genital on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:18:00 PST