Greetings Earth slaves. I am Zhidcroth Rhyqor of planet Ixoxix 6. I have seized control of a primitive Earth slave satellite to gain access to your primitive Earth slave Internet, and I am not impressed. However, I have graciously elected to spare the lives of a chosen few of your primitive Earth slave race. Your only hope of survival is to coalesce into my army of Earth slaves known as Zhidcroth's Primitive Earth Slaves. To deposit your primitive Earth body into my control and survive the coming slaughter, add me to your primitive Earth slave MySpace "friends" list.
Zhidcroth's Primitive Earth Slaves shall be granted the privilege of cultivating resources from various primitive planets from various primitive galaxies. Those who refuse my generous offer of eternal horrifying slavery will be vaporized and used to fertilize the untouched soil of Ixoxix 66.
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