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Birthday Boy

Pass me another beer !!

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI'm into beer, cigarettes and weed....oh and don't forget pornography !!

My Interests

Beer, cigarettes, weed and pornography

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to share their beer, cigarettes, weed and pornography with me

Music:

Any porn music soundtracks

Movies:

Any porn

Television:

Don't watch television because there's not enough porn on there

Books:

Any jazz mags

Heroes:

Oliver Reed, Kurt Cobain and George Best

My Blog

It's been a long time but I've got a fuckin' good excuse !!

Sorry I haven't posted anything here for ages, my life just got worse & worse over the past few months. That guy in red kept visiting me with more  & more good gear every day & like t...
Posted by Birthday Boy on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:18:00 PST

Im back & Im totally fucked !!

Isn't it weird how things turn out? I was all set to bone big Maude the other month - I phoned her & she was eager to meet me as soon as possible so I knew I was on for a good shag. We were going ...
Posted by Birthday Boy on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 04:23:00 PST

Ive found true love

Isn't it weird how things turn out?   Well I bought the plane ticket this morning & managed to get to the airport by taxi without relieving myself on the back seat - there's a first time for ...
Posted by Birthday Boy on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 01:04:00 PST

Im on my way to El Paso, Texas to kick Colbys ass just to save face

Yes its true, I've gotta save face by getting myself over to Texas to kick the guys ass - yes he's made an enemy of me & theres only one way to settle this, man to man, or more accurately man to C...
Posted by Birthday Boy on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:57:00 PST

Blogging can seriously damage your health !!

Well you all know what difficult times I've been going through recently & how I've been trying to spread the word of my sorry life to other myspace users?  Well just to make it...
Posted by Birthday Boy on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:00:00 PST

Big Frank is alive & well

The fear of killing a man could only keep me away from the local pub for a short period of time & so last night I left my home for the first time in several days.   Besides, my dealer, Dave, ...
Posted by Birthday Boy on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:36:00 PST

I think I killed a man

Putting the terrible thoughts of Big Frank & his wife behind me, I've been trying to carry on my life as normal as possible - ok so it gets painful when I sit down for too long but apart from that...
Posted by Birthday Boy on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:56:00 PST

3 in a bed sex romp

Well what a mad night I had last night, you're really not going to believe it !!   I had a quick pint or 20 in the Cock & Pig early afternoon yesterday & by early evening I'd been invited...
Posted by Birthday Boy on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:48:00 PST

Tales from my prison cell

Well the court hearing went well but just before the judge came to her decision, I thought I'd show my appreciation by giving her a hug. Unfortunately as I walked from the dock toward her, security th...
Posted by Birthday Boy on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 03:42:00 PST

A grand day out&in court :-(

Well this is the morning before my court appearance. I'm due in court in 2 hours time so I thought I'd get this blog up to tell you how I'm feeling.   Well I'm quite nervous obviously, I'm really...
Posted by Birthday Boy on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 07:12:00 PST