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eb

I'm just second hand news.

About Me

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• Basically, I'm just second hand news. •
• I have a beautiful girlfriend who I'm absolutely head-over-heels for. •
• I'm going to spend my life with this woman. •
• I never thought I'd want a life with anyone, until her. •
• I've known my best friend for over a decade, no one gets me better. •
• I wouldn't want it any other way. •
• I miss my roommate, Ashley M. Wild. •
• I love her, BFF squared. SoulGay. •
• I have the best friends in the world. •
• Don't judge, you don't know how amazing they are. •
• I have a fond appreciation for animals and animal rights. •
• I'm a vegetarian and I push hard for animal equality. •
• Due to this, my cats come above anything else •
• I have a couple smokes a day and ingest caffeine in clinical doses. •
• I'm liberal minded, if that bothers you why are you friends with me? •
• Music makes my days move. •
• If you rock my top 16 below the top 4... •
• You are all equal, I love you for different reasons. •
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My Interests

my girlfriend, my friends, my tidden maus, good music, my mom, winter hats, animals, pool, walking around, being a fountain of music knowledge, smoking, zippos, tattoos, the piercings i used to have, stupid humor, dinosaurs, coloring books, loving my woman, being weird.

I'd like to meet:

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• I think I'd like to meet Johnny Cash, in a ring of fire preferably. •
• Or the person who can correctly answer this survey. •
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Movies:

anchorman, monty python and the holy grail, office space, the meaning of life, life of brian, grumpy old men, grumpier old men, napoleon dynamite, beetlejuice, milo and otis, the brave little toaster, iris, i am sam, girl interrupted, dazed and confused, spinal tap, a mighty wind, best in show, edward scissorhands, the nightmare before christmas, alice in wonderland, about a boy, pushing tin, high fidelity, being john malkovich, say anything, spaceballs, young frankenstein, blazing saddles, high anxiety, monsters inc, batman, batman returns, grosse point blank, harry potter, dr. strangelove, the people under the stairs, army of darkness, the land before time, almost famous, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, adaptation, the rocky horror picture show, wet hot american summer, the royal tenebaums, but i'm a cheerleader, ghost world, fear and loathing in las vegas, south park, robin hood: men in tights, hisotry of the world: part I, the shining, a clockwork orange, midnight in the garden of good and evil, elephant, rushmore, lost in translation, the life aquatic, garden state, orange county, ferris bueller's day off, naked gun, fast times at ridgemont high, garden state, old school, caddyshack, superstar, death to smoochy, sleepy hallow, indiana jones.

Television:

monty python's flying circus, weeds, south park, family guy, the simpsons, dog - the bounty hunter (it's a secret passion), seinfeld, the l word, futurama, that 70s show, spongebob.

Books:

yeah, i like to read again.

My Blog

dude

i feel like a hundred little tiny soliders with a hundred little tiny knives are dancing around in my throat and stabbing away at the tissue. all that while leaving huge sores all over.i want to cut o...
Posted by Erin on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:10:00 PST

hmmmm

creepy.
Posted by Erin on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:04:00 PST

transformers.

i am the ultimate....i hope one of you bastards gets the point i'm trying to make here.and i'll leave you...with my cat, in a sink. arrrgh....
Posted by Erin on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:20:00 PST

high education... blarf.

so i ordered all my books from amazon.com and i'm scared that they aren't going to be here, ever. adfghidafjiii. i just got a refund for one of them and had to order it again, though i'm not as worrie...
Posted by Erin on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:21:00 PST

fuel tank flamability

i would personally like to thank CNN for instilling in me a now completely irrational fear of commercial airlines and airtravel as a whole....
Posted by Erin on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 06:50:00 PST

tim...

i have such fond respect for tim burton, he is a fucking artistic MASTERMIND. [/end]
Posted by Erin on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:40:00 PST

word.

hmm, resolutions make me feel like i MIGHT do something productive this year.1. Go to Merriam-Webster online every day to learn a new word.2. Start wearing socks more frequently.3. TRY to get the dirt...
Posted by Erin on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:05:00 PST

hey, hey you...

i don't like you, but that doesn't mean that i'm going to cause a scene on your behalf. all that would serve would be to make an ass out of you and me.besides, i have better things i could be doing.yo...
Posted by Erin on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST

seeya.

ah, one should always tread carefully when speaking of things they do not understand.
Posted by Erin on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:26:00 PST

thanksgiving part duex

i will call you tits magee.smelly.i love you SO much.if the mood is to strike me perhaps i'll post more....
Posted by Erin on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 07:25:00 PST