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Stefanie

Had not that, after all, been love?

About Me

I had to open this account with my school email because apparently someone already opened a MySpace account in my name, with my email. Hmmm... Was I just incredibly stoned one night and forgot about doing this (in January, specifically)? I don't think so. Clearly, said person only knew my name, that I'm an Aquarius (which I'm not), and that I don't want kids. Sigh.... if you're going to stalk someone, put a little more effort into it than just opening a MySpace account in my name. At least drive by my house a few times a day or something.

An update on this: I had the site email me the password to that account and it's definitely my password. i just put in my birthday wrong (maybe i was just setting it up really quickly) and for some reason i put in that i didn't want kids and nothing else. i'm a crackhead.
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My Interests

the place on my background... Berchtesgaden, Germany, my personal heaven, and a city I can't afford to live in...

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is organized enough to remind me, "Yes, you did open that account in January," and also tell me why I did it. Someone cheerful and motivated to take messages, keep accounts and do some light filing for my brain.

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Music:

Allman Brothers Band, Ani DiFranco, Aretha Franklin, B-52's, Al Green, B.B. King, Badly Drawn Boy, Beatles, Belle and Sebastian, Ben Fold Five, Billie Holiday, Billy Joel, Bjork, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Broadcast, Cardigans, Cat Stevens, The Clash, The Cranberries, Cream, CCR, The Crucifucks, Daft Punk, The Dandy Warhols, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Depeche Mode, Devo, The Doors, Elliott Smith, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Eminem, Fiona Apple, Flogging Molly, Francis Cabrel, The Guess Who, Hank Williams, Harvey Danger, Heart, Iggy Pop, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Cliff, John Lee Hooker, Jonathan Richman, Joni Mitchell, Led Zeppelin, Loretta Lynn, The Magnetic Fields, Massive Attack, Mindless Self Indulgence, Miles Davis, Oingo Boingo, Otis Redding, Patsy Cline, The Pogues, The Police, Queen, Robert Johnson, The Sex Pistols, Simon and Garfunkel, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Supremes, System of a Down, The Temptations, Tenacious D, Tori Amos, U2, Velvet Underground, The White Stripes, Yazoo, The Zombies

Movies:

Almost Famous, Amelie, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Elizabeth, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Gigi, The Gods Must Be Crazy, Iris, the Monty Python films, Mulhulland Dr., Office Space, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Victor/Victoria, Wet Hot American Summer, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Goodbye Lenin, Royal Tenenbaums, Chocolat, This is Spinal Tap, Dogma, But I'm A Cheerleader, The People vs. Larry Flynt, Cactus Flower, Rushmore, American Beauty, Dr. Strangelove, Ghost World, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Celebrity, the BBC version of Pride and Prejudice, High Fidelity, Arsenic and Old Lace, Life is Beautiful, Clerks, Election, Amadeus, Kissing Jessica Stein, An Ideal Husband, Sliding Doors, Noises Off, Brain Candy, When Harry Met Sally, Mansfield Park, Anne of 1000 Days, The Object of My Affection, Wonder Boys, The Importance of Being Earnest, Bowfinger, South Park, Sense and Sensibility, About A Boy, The Goodbye Girl, The Life of David Gale, Charade, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Television:

Don't have cable and I think I'm better off... I'm a fan of the Daily Show and little else.

Books:

Jonathan Franzen, Nick Hornby, Michael Cunningham, John Irving, Milan Kundera, Annie Proulx, Tom Robbins, Jeffrey Eugenides, Susanna Kaysen, Salman Rushdie, Jane Austen, Joseph Heller, Aldous Huxley, Margaret Atwood, Ha Jin, Franz Kafka, Reinaldo Arenas, Hunter Thompson, Michel Hoellebecq, Grace Paley, Flannery O'Connor, Don DeLillo, Roddy Doyle, David Foster Wallace, Suzan-Lori Parks, Iris Murdoch, Steve Martin, Z.Z. Packer, Anne Tyler, Chuck Palanhiuk (but only Lullabye), Kurt Vonnegut, Elaine Pagels, Oscar Wilde, Les Miserables, War and Peace, the Beauty Books by Anne Rice, There's A Boy in the Girl's Bathroom and the Wayside series

My Blog

RIP mr. pumpkin

as of this afternoon, mr. pumpkin went to meet his maker. he rotted, got moldy, and peed all over the counter. so he's going to the great pumpkin patch in the sky and will be callously replaced b...
Posted by Stefanie on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:11:00 PST

highlights

we made puppy chow. we went pumpkin hunting. except there were no guns. it was more a pacifistic stalking really. we stalked mr. pumpkin and purchased him for a dollar. perhaps we will make him all de...
Posted by Stefanie on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:33:00 PST

to sum up...

to give you a clear idea of just how awesome this weekend was... we went out and frolicked in the rain together. my girl, miss anti-rain, the one who freaks out if she has to DRIVE in it, went running...
Posted by Stefanie on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:43:00 PST

holy shit

i just went shopping for pants and.... i'm a size 4. i just fucking fit (quite comfortably, mind you) into a pair of size 4 pants at old navy. i almost shit myself. i have not been a size 4 since i wa...
Posted by Stefanie on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 04:04:00 PST

wee... tuesday

i think it's important for everyone to know how absolutely wonderful my girl is to me. she wanted to make last night our special night together, and she decided to go all out, be all gooey a...
Posted by Stefanie on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:10:00 PST

i'm exhausted, and it won't be remedied soon...

it's 3:30 in the morning, i'm at the pearce computer lab "working," and i'm in for the long haul tonight. i haven't been this exhausted in a long time. i should be working on homework right now, since...
Posted by Stefanie on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:33:00 PST

ok, i give

my list of 10 things... partly to get back at mindy for not telling me mine. 1) i know you've been sad lately, and i really want to make that better. it seems like it's been so long since the two of u...
Posted by Stefanie on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:28:00 PST

just for the record...

i had the awesomest weekend with my girl (so much so that i'm inventing superlatives to describe it). we hung out in her apartment and watched a lot of movies and spent a ridiculous amount of time in ...
Posted by Stefanie on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:44:00 PST

to please my lovely shannon

first 10 songs on my playlist or whatever 1) the police -- don't stand so close to me 2) loretta lynn -- the pill 3) the beatles -- ticket to ride 4) the white stripes -- black math 5) B-52's -- rock ...
Posted by Stefanie on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:41:00 PST

i'm a JACKASS

yeah, so thought i was supposed to do my first night at the computer lab tonight. was so wrong on that one. i knew that it was supposed to be one of the nights that i had said i couldn't work at 7-11,...
Posted by Stefanie on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:29:00 PST