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Andy Anonymous

You know, for kids!

About Me

I have a website, www.andyanonymous.com , which mirrors my blog posts and has a forum, along with my older, sillier webpage.

Meanwhile, here is an index of my blog entries for your ribald amusement:


March 2008
31: I pick frills (and so can you)

July 2007
20: Spoiler alert
18: Eat your heart out, Darwin

June 2007
01: You're hot, I'm not...wanna do it?

April 2007
13: Manufactured outrage
04: The Bigman Chronicles

March 2007
29: Sucker-punched by irony
28: Give me site beyond site
19: Just between you and me
13: What were they thinking?!
07: Anatomy of a compulsive tracker
05: Cash and prizes and dignity
01: When life loses its edge

December 2006
22: Lights! Music!

November 2006
16: Happy Andyversary

October 2006
31: The Boy and the Bloodfiend
29: An apology

September 2006
19: Fact vs. opinion
15: Cutting through the fluff
12: The sting of autumn air
05: Has your heart grown fonder yet?

August 2006
25: Of monsters, money and miracle cures
21: Musings
18: Worlds of silliness
16: If I could be a bored blogger...
15: Easy come, easy get-away-from-me-crazy-bitch
11: Like you just don't care
09: Bad histories
05: No "Hollywood ending" in life
04: RE, RE, RE, RE, all the way home
03: Disappearing acts
01: Spider solitaire, part III

July 2006
31: I'm It again
26: A flicker of doubt
24: Nocturnal submission
22: Keeping up with the jonesing
20: I just don't bi it
20: Dueling wankers
17: Rejected by a rodent
15: I'm It
14: On becoming a great writer
12: The deliverer of delights
10: Rated T for "Totally Awesome"
07: The return of Mr. Critical Thinking
05: This is how I roll
01: A disturbing chain of events

June 2006
29: Flagging down help
27: Why I should seriously never cook
25: ...and knowing is half the battle.
24: Humiliations galore, or Adventures in quantum stupidity
19: Spider solitaire, part II
16: Poetic justice
10: Why I should never cook
05: Spider solitaire

May 2006
30: Childish antics, part II
26: Childish antics
07: The future is missing

Early 2006
04/10: A new domain
02/13: Numbering among my friends

2005
08/13: At the murder house
07/16: Identity theft: it's not just for criminals anymore
05/16: The Spirit of who?*
04/23: Twin City Rampage!*
03/14: Wintry adventures in idiocy
01/10: About a car

2004
12/31: Lingering effects
11/26: Let slip the dogs of super savings!
10/16: American choppers
09/02: (D-Cocytus)
08/30: I'm detecting bad dialogue up ahead, Michael
07/21: Shine somewhere else
07/01: Supply and demand
06/16: Guns n' more guns
06/13: What dreams are made of
06/03: I Want Creamy!
04/27: Celebrity as a consumable product


* denotes a picture blog. Shut up, they're funny.


My Interests

Well, I once had an obsession with ZIP codes, but after the incident with the mail truck they made me promise to stop.

I'd like to meet:

my demise under the giant flat feet of a hundred stampeding elephants.

Music:

In no special order: Blur, Pixies, The Arcade Fire, Radiohead, The Dead Milkmen, Guster, The Kinks, Incubus, Joy Division, Sleater-Kinney, The Police, Kasabian, Alice In Chains, The Bats, Muse, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Beatles, Tears For Fears, Jerry Cantrell, Headswim, Pearl Jam, Daft Punk, Elton John, Soundgarden, The Cult, Le Tigre, Queen, Brad, Tom Petty, A Perfect Circle, Nine Inch Nails, Simon and Garfunkel, The Bravery, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Audioslave, The Beach Boys, Mozart, Heart, GWAR, The Clash, Stone Temple Pilots, Gorillaz, INXS, Wesley Willis, Led Zeppelin, The Polyphonic Spree, Guided By Voices, Sugarcubes, Days Of The New, Live, The Raveonettes, Nirvana, Sneaker Pimps, U2, The Sheila Divine, Dresden Dolls, The White Stripes, Belle and Sebastian, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Megadeth, The Killers, Tchaikovsky, Smashing Pumpkins, Razed In Black, Bettie Serveert, Tool, Mark Lanegan, Living Colour, Rob Zombie...and many more.

Movies:

Again in no special order: The Hudsucker Proxy, Lord of the Rings, Army of Darkness, The Triplets of Belleville, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Session 9, Heathers, The Ring, Seven, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Intolerable Cruelty, The Jerk, Indiana Jones, The Usual Suspects, Jaws, Wicker Park, Sin City, Back to the Future, Donnie Darko, The Shining, Dawn of the Dead, Pulp Fiction, Event Horizon, Ghostbusters, The Ninth Gate, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Big Fish, Edward Scissorhands, Almost Famous, The Incredibles, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, The Silence of the Lambs, Batman Begins, Minority Report, The Crow, Office Space, UHF, Lost In Translation, Seven Samurai, Pirates of the Caribbean, Psycho, Troll 2, Memento, Baseketball, Little Nicky, Hero, Master and Commander, Star Wars, Beetlejuice, Mars Attacks, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Underworld, and many, many, many more.

Television:

Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, Lost, Doctor Who, Star Trek DS9, Battlestar Galactica, 24, The Joe Schmo Show, MST3K, Big O, Outlaw Star, The Sopranos, 80s cartoons

Books:

No! I'm going to name authors instead. Joseph Heller, Neil Gaiman, H.P. Lovecraft, E.A. Poe, Neal Stephenson, Lemony Snicket, J.K. Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkien, Bill Watterson.

My Blog

I pick frills (and so can you)

Not very long ago, I dined out with people at Bugaboo Creek. (For those unfamiliar, it’s one of those well-meaning theme restaurants which measures its level of atmosphere in terms of the number...
Posted by Andy Anonymous on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:43:00 PST

Spoiler alert

It is my feeling that the biggest way in which the internet has changed us as a society has been to turn us into a bunch of obnoxious jerks. A wealth of information has made us think we know it all, a...
Posted by Andy Anonymous on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 05:42:00 PST

Eat your heart out, Darwin

For anyone reading this, spam email is something that has its tentacles wrapped so securely around his or her life online that it's barely worth mentioning anymore. In recent years I've noticed a tren...
Posted by Andy Anonymous on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

You're hot, I'm not...wanna do it?

At least half of the world's population knows that guys are not very bright. Even if one is a guyand I have been said to take on the mantleit's very difficult to argue the point, as one observes his...
Posted by Andy Anonymous on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:42:00 PST

Manufactured outrage

It is not generally my habit to comment on the Important Issues of the Day. Since the major planets in the blogosphere typically revolve around such concerns as Enriching One's Life, or That Celebrity...
Posted by Andy Anonymous on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:04:00 PST

The Bigman Chronicles

As my body makes progress in its defiant march toward oldness, I've experienced more and more of the phenomenon I call "sudden memories". What is happening is that my advancing age is dragging along b...
Posted by Andy Anonymous on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:58:00 PST

Sucker-punched by irony

Hello friends. I have no long-winded narratives for you today, but I received the following email in my Yahoo Mail inbox, found it amusing, and thought you might as well.It's a spam email sent to my Y...
Posted by Andy Anonymous on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:10:00 PST

Give me site beyond site

While most of my readers have become acquainted with me and my random neural firings on MySpacethe site that promises its users more broken features than anyone elsemy blog began with a personal web...
Posted by Andy Anonymous on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:37:00 PST

Just between you and me

Perhaps you've heard about it, swooping darkly across cyberspacephysically flying through its virtual avenues and alleys like a character in the movie Hackersa haunting revelation that promises to r...
Posted by Andy Anonymous on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:38:00 PST

What were they thinking?!

Just now I was shown by my friend Jen (who does things like this) the most startling image I've seen in as long as I can remember, so naturally I had to share it with all of you. It's from some kind o...
Posted by Andy Anonymous on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:54:00 PST