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johnny socialite

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About Me


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THE UPDATE: 7/26/07
Here we are, sirs and mesdames, on the eve of the eve of my 25th year. oh the places i've been! there's nary a four seasons or a motel 6 that i have not darkened in my journeys up the '65 corridor. i rather feel like a gucci-clad gypsy, traveling from town to town: banging the tambourine on my hip, dancing my dance and telling my tale.
Haha, but for serious, the summer has been eventful. the new position at chanel is treating me well (even letting me wear black nailpolish without so much as batting an eyelash). my boy is now the international right hand to fashion week (and i will be attending EVERY show that is worth mentioning this year!). i'm leaving tomorrow to visit my goddaughter (emmi the beautiful) and the fam. maybe i'll even get some sun? who knows? summer is far from over!
This all being said, Happy Birthday to all my leos out there. Enjoy what's left of bathing suit weather! Stay warm, stay dry, don't get dragged out to sea.
Best ~ j.s.
what to say about me? well, for starters, i'm not at all practical. i get distracted by shiny things. i'm habitually late (everywhere!). the silliest things i find hysterical! to the point that others laugh simply because i cant stop laughing! i'm protective of my friends. i don't really like sandwiches. i oversleep. sometimes the obvious is a mystery to me, yet i remember details that are completely useless ("but his SHOELACE was untied"). i like campy things like rollerskating and mini-golf. i always overdress. there's alot more, i guess, but why fill in all the blanks?

My Interests



christian dior homme, haute coture, black nail polish, funnel cake, riding in fast cars, sexy underwear, international affairs, travel

Hangin with kids in DUMBO, learning to play the fiddle, throwing rocks at tourists, not matching my socks, getting sugarbuzzed

punkrock, adultswim, glossy pictures, razorblades, rollercoasters, first loves, iced tea

David LaChapelle

I'd like to meet:


my real fuckin parents! hahaha... who was it that bothered to spawn me and WHY!? only jokes tho. i'd really like to meet Martha Stewart. she's such a fuckin rockstar. i like meeting folks who are into dive bars and live music and who laugh at themselves instead of talking shit. oh my god, and i love strippers! hahaha... you do too, it's okay. so if that sounds good, say hey. i'm not shy.

this kind of life is gettin'
*expensive*

Music:

gwen stefani, the sounds, yeah yeah yeahs, ani difranco, my chemical romance, bjork, tsunami bomb, the used, the libertines, electrocute, the killers, no doubt, sublime, the marvelous 3, interpol, cyndi lauper, jeff buckley, motherfuckin elvis, taking back sunday, fiona apple, the cure

Movies:



Television:



HAHAHA '24' is more addictive than crackrocks! My roommate and i are mutually more invested in the life of Jack Bauer than some of our siblings. And they'll have that.

Books:



Heroes:



Anna Wintour

Tom Ford

Isabella Blow

My Blog

things we take for granted

Funny how the world can change in the blink of an eye, right kids! I went on vacation at the beginning of this month and by the time that I made it back to Manhattan, the course of my life had been re...
Posted by johnny socialite on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:29:00 PST

kids! um... no, please?

Okay, thank god that new york is a city in which being single and irresponsible is an okay thing.  This is not an absolute: rent is ridiculous, the guy at the end of the bar DOES want to put shit...
Posted by johnny socialite on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST

Abernathy's Quiz

From Z-Man's page.  Lets DO this!!50 of the MOST random questions ever...Fill it out....Post it.....Send it to me.....Do whatever you want......1. Where were you 1 hour ago?on the roof.  wit...
Posted by johnny socialite on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:08:00 PST

I.D. quiz revisited

5 word self-description: jittery, ambitious, forgetful, inspired maniacMy greatest achievement so far is.... surviving impetuous love.15 years ago i was... obsessed with mario bros. and novelty tees f...
Posted by johnny socialite on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

attention holiday shoppers

my fucking GOD i don't want to go to work. nyc retail during the goddamn holidays is the seventh circle of hell. luckily enough, this total backstabbing cunt that i work with may loose her job today...
Posted by johnny socialite on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST