football, drinking, takin the piss out of those less fortunate than me(i.e those ugly procks that hang around train stations spitting and swearing at ppl for no apparant reason.) making money, i love ladies, guys arent too bad but they jus dont do it 4 me..... u no wot i mean??? good nu i cud count on u..... fuckin star.
I'd like to meet:
i would say JT, but i met him so frank lamps and the rest of the boys in blue, rage against the machine, the chili peppers, tony blair so i can take the miky out of his ears, the guy that invented the law system, albert einstein, yo mamma, those pilloks who wrote the bible so i can slap them for tricking every1 for thousands of years. hitler so i can chop off the other ball, jose, yoda, and any1 else who has in some way, either helped or hurt my existance without ever meeting me...
i wud also like to meet the person responsible for stinging nettles, he needs a good slap.
a sexy lady who wanted me... that wud b nice, some one that wud eat me alive in the sack, but make me feel like a prince the rest of the time! as usher says: "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed." good old usher!
Music:
R.A.T.M, R.H.C.P, S.O.A.D, Sublime, Staticx, ok im gonna make this alot easier, anything that is good, and doesnt sound like some stupid rude boy prik designed it on fruityloops!
Movies:
horror - halloween(s), texas chain saw massacre(s), the wicker man, jeepers creepers(just because of the song)
donnie darko-quality, kill bills, anything by quentin,oooooooooh and debbie does dallas.
Television:
friends, simpsons. 8 simple rules-bridget!!! lost, M.O.T.D, the smurfs, o yea and those shit porn films on chanel5 at about 5to midnight on fri!!
Books:
any auto biography by a current or ex chelsea boy, jar head, the di vinci code, the occasional drug panflet, to kill a mocking bird, frankenstine,
Heroes:
i have two heroes, JT jus for somehow being english and managing to stay in the chelsea side, become captain and then go on to be the england captain...we love you john.
and my dad, dnt ever tell him but i owe him more than u'll ever be able to understand- gotta show sum love!! what i dnt get is 10billion sperm and i was the quickest???
