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JOEL...FOR GIRLS AGED 16 AND UP!!

I Need A Pint Sooooooo Much

About Me

my names Joel, i'm 5'9, i used to have phat dreads but i just got normal short hair these days,
Likes:
heavy metal
anime
manga
goin to gigs
havin a laff wiv m8s
gettin pissed
gettin stoned
money
meat
cheese
ninjas
my nunchuks (or how ever its spelt)
females haha
playin guitar
zebrahead
cartoons
NARUTO!!!!!!
Hates:
ROON!!!
veg
emo
emo boys
emo hair
annoyin emo girls
people who go to other countries to live n dont' speak a word of there language
girly anime
msn (tho i'm always on it)
working and havin a job
education
violents
being broke
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You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


100%

Goth


40%

Prepy


25%

Skater


20%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


15%

Trendy


10%

Emo


0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joel Burke
Birthday: 22/10/87
Birthplace: Nuneaton, sadly
Current Location: Nuneaton, sadly
Eye Color: dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5,9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: English Jamaican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: Money and booze
Your Fears: Spiders, Hights
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Fest
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: None at the moment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: wot time is it
Your Best Physical Feature: i'v bin told my eyes r nice
Your Bedtime: wen TV gets borin
Your Most Missed Memory: Download 2005
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: dunno
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: h8 them both
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: wen i have 2
Do you Sing: very badly
Do you Shower Daily: yes i do:D
Have you Been in Love: i'm only 18
Do you want to go to College: i already in college
Do you want to get Married: Not really
Do you belive in yourself: in some things
Do you get Motion Sickness: not that i no off
Do you think you are Attractive: more like repulsive
Are you a Health Freak: i'm ova weight... i think tha means no
Do you get along with your Parents: wen there money involved
Do you like Thunderstorms: i like lightning
Do you play an Instrument: guitar and bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hehe y yes i have
In the past month have you Smoked: nope, i don't smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: if thats wot u call it
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: not really
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: don't think showers count don't do they
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: not enuff times
Ever been called a Tease: no but i bin called a man whore as a joke
Ever been Beaten up: yer
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich n powerful
What country would you most like to Visit: pretty much all of em, cept france n iraq
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ne
Favourite Hair Color: ne cept blond
Short or Long Hair: mid to long
Height: shorter then me, but sometimes taller
Weight: not really all that bothered
Best Clothing Style: band t-shirts n baggy jeans
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1, weed don't really count
Number of CDs I own: hardly ne
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: the past 18 yrs lol
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I am 78% Evil Genius.
. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
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@ FualiDotCom I am 60% Metal Head.
. I rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking I like to get down with a little "More than a Feeling." Take the
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@ FualiDotCom I am 15% Emo.
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@ FualiDotCom I am 36% Punk Rock.
. Well, I may know what punk is, but... Okay maybe some people think I am punk, but is that enough? Nope. Take the
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Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name Sleep Apnea Woman
Super Power Mind-Reading
Enemy Clear Channel
Mode Of Transportation Scooter
Weapon A Stapler
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You are an
assassin.
That means you are a proffessional and do your
job without mixing any emotions in it. In your
life you have probably been hurt many times and
have gotten some mental scars. This results in
you being distant from people. Though many
think that you are evil, you are not. What you
really are is a person, trying to forget your
pain and past. You are the person who never
seems to care and that is why being an assassin
fits you good. Atleast, that's what people
think. Even if you don't care that much for
your victims, you still have the ability to
care and to generally feel. It is not lost,
just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to
not get to noticed, and dress in black or other
discrete colours. You don't being in the
spotlight and wish people would just leave you
alone. But once you do get close to someone you
have a hard time letting go and get real down
if you loose him/her.
Main weapon: Sniper
Quote: "The walls we build around
us to keep out the sadness also keep out the
joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes


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My Interests

Pretty much nethin that can entertain me these days, playin guitar and bass, hanging out wiv friends, booze, money, other stuff but i too lazzy to write em down What Final Fantasy VII character are you?
You are CLOUD. (My cat is named after you!) You're a good person at heart, just a little confused sometimes.
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I'd like to meet:

ne1 sound

DUDES
sound as fuck

GIRLS
between 5ft-6ft
blond
brunette
white black
japenese
chinese
cool
sound as fuck
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Music:

Chimaira Lyrics Chimaira Music Video Codes Music Video Codes by .... width="425" height="350" ..reel big fish, pennywise, bad religion, afi, green day, offspring, jimmy eat world, FATA, Thrice, Billy talent, iron maiden (classic metal), metallica, murderdolls, hammerfall, ill nino, NIN, Pantrea, Papa roach, A7X, Dragon force, Elvenking, Sonata Artica, powerman 5000, Rhapsody, shadows fall, spinshank, sum41, Unearth, Violent delight, wednesday 13, murderdolls, Motley crue, megadeth, KsE, In Flames, Stratovaius, all kinda of powermetal, bleeding through, A static lullaby, sublime, SOAD, Taproot, Pulse ultra, Thrice, as i lay dying, Slayer, rise against, against me!, atreyu, Between the buried and me, Billy talent, bullet for my valentine, chimaira, Flogging molly, Machine head, Mastodon, Meshuggah, Alexisonfire, catch 22, the datsons, dimmu borgir, Electric six, everytime i die, feeder, finch, flogging molly, God forbid, hell is for heros, iron saviour, millencollin, MxPx, Mötley Crüe, Pantera, sublime, Tsunami Bomb, Coheed and cambria, the bled, trivium, Nile, caliban, Jack Johnson, Mudvayne, Opeth, MAchine Head, 36 Crazyfists, Caliban, God Forbid

Movies:

Most thing that can make me laugh, Naked gun films r always gd 4 a giggle, hot shot r aways a bo thing wen ya bored, i also like films like lord of the rings, ( i can sit 4 3 hours coz i'm cool) spiderman r gd films both of em an there r many others but i can't be arsed to say which 1s they are

Television:

simpsons, family guy, pretty much anything that can make laugh and giggle

Books:

as sad as it is the Lord of the rings r cool but its so hard to get thru erm wen u not big on readin like me

Heroes:

If it has to be anyone it would be, steve harris (iron maiden), Mike D'antonio(KsE) johnny christ (a7x) and ne other cool bassist out there, Darth Vader, Sonic the hedgehog, Herman Lee from dragonforce, Adam D (KsE) howard jones(KsE)

Marc Reed: sexy ass guitarist - an a kick ass friend

Ryan Quinn: also a sexya ass guitarist - very gd friend even after a short time

My Blog

woooooooo

yo folk it my bday at long last, 18 yay, i'm kinda drunk from last night but hey i had a gd night, get down, band practice gonna be fun wiv a hang ova again :D
Posted by JOEL...FOR GIRLS AGED 16 AND UP!! on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:13:00 PST