About Me
HI! My name is Puffkin Pussois III, but you can call me Puff. I am built for comfort and love hot wash cloths on my belly. I don't tell many people this, but I have 9 teets. I think it makes me very special, and most men LOVE it! I get a lot of fan mail, but please don't let that detour you, keep it coming! I love to be in the spotlight and like to think I can kick any mans ass! By the way... I am the beautiful bulldog!
My name is Joli Noir, but you can call me JoJo. I am seriously addicted to scratches due to my allergies to beef and corn (mom keeps me on a strict diet of lamb and rice) So in turn my body is so strong and lean, I really should compete at the Westminster! I am the most social of all my siblings and love cuddlinng up to my mommy in the morning. My mommy sings me very wonderful songs, I swear she rivals Mariah Carey in the voice department! Go ahead, admire my pics, I love the attention! I am the perfect Frenchie!XXX
What up bitch!? My moniker is Carmen "The Mooch" Dior. I am used to all things bling, but don't get bent, I also can run with the big dogs. I have many talents, one being walking upright just like my hot ass mom. Everyone tells me I am a perfect specimin for a teacup chihuahua, with my perfect little apple head and straight teeth. I keep lean by eating ham and cheese hot pockets and biting the fuck out of the carpet cleaning guy. And remember, I don't where that cashmere sweater bullshit, I'm cashmere on the inside!
What up? My name is Nacho "The Bear" Camacho. I was born in Canada, in the deep snow which forged my strong disposition. I love eating gardeners, tree trimmers, pool guys, mailmen, handymen, painters, roofers, air conditioning men, and quite a few of mom and dads friends that just don't smell right to me. I am guard trained and I'm not afraid to use it. I never leave my moms side and would kill to protect her, so remember that all you would-be burglar out there! I weigh about 170 and I try to keep slim by intimidating the neighbors' loser basset hound who barks all night. And to all you ladies out there, I may look mean but I am very romantic, given the opportunity! Welcome to the den of pain, bitches...I am a fierce Presa Canario
