"Hey Red, Remember When You Were a Fucking Mess?" |
Whoa. Whenever I'm shocked about something with Red, it usually deals with the huge pubes he leaves on the toilet seat. But I came across an old copy of the ol' bl...
Posted by Andy on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 02:07:00 PST |
Farewell, sweet prince. Pluto's Lament. |
Back during my stretch in the Shank, I used to pass time by helping other inmates get a high school diploma. A pretty simple job for a man like myself, but I felt a strong desire to help my fellow inm...
Posted by Andy on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:54:00 PST |
A Penny For Your Thoughts |
As Red and I took in the midnight air on the deck of my boat, Red started ranting that the young people of today are aimless. That they waste their days on yo-yos and hula-hoops and have no drive to m...
Posted by Andy on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:53:00 PST |
Some Birds Aren't Meant to be Caged, Spiders are Another Story |
Hello friends. Sorry I haven't written in awhile. Red and I just got back from a month-long fishing expedition along the gulf coast. We had an excellent time talking about our days in the Shank and ki...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:40:00 PST |
Thumb Up My Butt Sounds Better |
Who the hell does this guy think he is, mocking me like this?
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual
&videoid=617570490&n=2
He makes me look like a pussy! Meow...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 07:06:00 PST |
Clean Up The Poop Deck |
So last night Red and I were playing chess. He still claims to hate it, but I know he's just trying to keep face. Well we're having a pretty good game and I'm just about to force him into checkmate wh...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:07:00 PST |
Brooks Wasn't Here (Lately) |
Sighhhhhhhh.
I don't like to go to a particular place in my mind, but Red accidentally locked me in the garage this afternoon and the memories came flooding back. Yup, I was in Shawshank ...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 10:28:00 PST |
The Only Black Leprechaun |
What a crazy weekend! Red and I went to a local Zihuatanejo watering hole to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Red said we should go because he's Irish but between you and me I think he was just look...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 07:46:00 PST |
Bring the Crunchberries |
Check this out!
http://shawshankanimated.ytmnd.com/
I need Tommy to steal another TV so I can watch this! OH WAIT HE'S DEAD!!!! ...
Posted by Andy on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:23:00 PST |
Red vs. the Peanuts! |
Ohmygosh, I said the funniest thing to Red today!
Okay, so we were out on the boat testing the new sealant I applied last week. After about an hour on the waves, we took a break for a few minute...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 05:34:00 PST |
