Conrad has beautiful blue eyes, he loves to play golf with his friends, karaoke, and programming web sites. He used to have dreadlocks, but he cut them off after he lost his job as a telemarketer. He worked at Minnie's, but after a big snowstorm he didn't work there anymore. Conrad has a smoking hot wife who hangs out with rock stars like Travis Barker all the time. She's better at golf than I am, but she said we'll play putt-putt sometime so I'll get better. He's got a lot of siblings and he loves them all. When he has a spare minute, Conrad likes to sit and think about what it'd be like if he could live in outer space, like on the moon or something. He thinks it'd be pretty cool, but he doesn't know how he'd have enough oxygen. Conrad used to work down the hall from me before he got laid off. We used to go to lunch together almost every day. He laughs at my jokes, even if they aren't funny, cause he's a good friend like that. I will miss him but hopefully now that he's gone I can move into his office.
Conrad doesn't think Zombo.com is very funny.
- Evan DeVries
