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Goulet

Hello Young Tender, won't you come be my friend?

About Me

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something exotic. In my free time I enjoy Skinny Skiing and going to Bullfights on Acid. I enjoy animated conversations with inanimate objects. My goals include but are not limited to: Shaving a Tiger, playing highstakes poker with those weird square chips they use in Monacco, running a marathon, hearing the words "Hey Asshole, welcome to the team!", climbing Mt Raineer, being seduced by well I'm not really picky, skiing on every continent, learning to spell, learning how to jump out of planes and not die, break par, be published, a 300 pft score, and Rubin' is Racin'...

My Interests

Skiing, Golfing, Cheap Beer, Flying, traveling, movies, kareoke, working out, dancing on the ceiling, Running is growing on me (slowly 10 minute miles are my crowning achievement), writing articulately about nothing in particular, howling at the moon...

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom. Neil Diamond. Jesus. In that order. Hornymanatee.com

Music:

BB King, Hall & Oates, Jay-z (the grey album with the beatles), Franky Sinatra, Cameo, The Postal Service, Garden State Sound track, Ben Folds, Ryan Adams, The Blind Boys of Alabama, Ray Charles, AC/DC, Bill Withers, Billy Joel, JOURNEY, Bob Marley, Young MC, Sinatra, Gnarles Barkley, Marvin Gaye, Weezer, Jurrassic 5, THE ROOTS.... NEIL DIAMOND (The Jewish Elvis) The dude went to NYU on a Fencing scholarship then brought us hits like "Sweet Caroline" and "Cracklin' Rosie"! And of course JOURNEY! Don't deny you wish "Don't Stop Believing" was your theme song.

Movies:

Big fan of "What about Bob?" can't go wrong with Caddy Shack (Bill Murry fan) Dr. Stangelove. Anything with Christipher Walken, Top Gun, The Big Lebowski, Hunt for Red October, Full Metal Jacket, A Few Good Men, Office Space, So... Comedies, dramas, thrillers, action, romance, documentries... Bad Horror Movies are the best!

Television:

Television is evil. I love Arrested Development, The Simpsons, The Family Guy, and The Office.

Books:

I really enjoyed "The Bitter Butter Battle" I learned so much about, understanding, rhyming, and the Cold War simotaniously.

Heroes:

My parents (I think that's required). My two best friends Brett and Matt who have both escaped Seattle to chase dreams and save the world. My friend Melissa. Christipher Walken, genius. Alec Baldwin, to be at the head of that clan must be a taxing postition and to make all those horrible movies, inspirational. Big Black, SON!

My Blog

CLOSE YOUR EYES WHILE YOU READ THIS!

Don't look, listen. Don't listen, touch. No you sick bastard, feel.Seriously you have problems stop feeling, just read. Read deep behind thewords to the sounds and the feelings, then look inside yours...
Posted by Goulet on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:01:00 PST

Montana is for Drinkers

Welcome to Amtrak please check your guns with the conductor. (True Story) Montana. Brain freeze, wait I know I went to Montana. No seriously I got on a train in Everett, poor choice. Then I woke up i...
Posted by Goulet on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:27:00 PST

Cinco De Mayo

Have you ever had Tequila? I did once. I met some new friends. Got friendlier with old friends. I saw some stupid shit, I did some stupider shit (or so I've been told&). I don't really think I can tel...
Posted by Goulet on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:01:00 PST

Dear Sauza

Dear Sauza, I am a HUGE fan of your entire line of fine Tequila's from your basic well to the highest peaks of your mighty Mexican cocktails. I'm sure you get a lot of these letters from adoring fan...
Posted by Goulet on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:35:00 PST