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About Me

I dont know what i've been told, Eskimo chocha's mighty cold... Hi how are you doing? I like your shoes. My name is Justin and I am not the Phantom Gourmet. I will though one day expose to the world who is the Phantom. This picture right above us is all you really need to know about me, but here's some other stuff. I enjoy Bikram yoga, underdog, Ellen, cooters (but not Ellens cooter), Triple Fat Goose, Celtic woman and Baileys. I like my Woman like my Baileys: tan, thick, Irish and full of alcohal. I only work and live in places that start with a "W" true story.. I'd really like to one day live in a couldersac and have cheese and wine parties with my neighbors across the way and wife swap. Unless, of course, I am sharing a couldersac with Stephen or Daniel Baldwin, that would be messed up. There are no dumbells on this page, just my balls. I have one tatoo on my ass, its yogi bear saying, "hey boo-boo, you in there?... My proudest accomplishment was back in 1989. My dance partner, Lauren and myself won the East Boston Central Catholic School "twist competition." Nobody puts Justin in the corner. We would have made Chubby Checker proud. I had a couple nicknames in my day, but Alf is the only one really worth mentioning. I dont know how i got that name but I accepted it. I was once thrown out of the boy scouts becuase I "ATE" a brownie!! HII-OOO... Goonies never say die. I do not like to have fun, I hate to laugh so if you are into that kind of "stuff" cut it out and dont talk to me. Gloucester will make the panties drop..
By they way, The Couric and I are dating now, and we are kind of an Item, if you will..

My Interests

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Who's comming in the tub with baby Justin?

More grape smuggling good times!!!! WHAAAAAAAT

Free Myspace Pictures Taylor digs it

Dr. NO-NO Touch: The Pootie Healer

UMMM Hi

I like to dress up like Sting before I do the sex

MY SPOOOON IS TOO BIG!!

OK soda, everything is going to be OK. You remeber that? 1994 was the best summer ever due to the OK soda fad that only lasted a couple months. This soda was a mix of Coke, Dr. Pepper, Root Beer, and Orange. What a fantastic drink this was. They even had their own hotline, 1800-I-FEEL-OK. are you kidding me how could Coca-cola pull this from the market? I am also interested in, why did Louise change her ravioli recipe? There was no need to add all the garlic, stick with the original. Stick with what brought you here, you immagrant. I blame Columbus!!

I'd like to meet:

LARGE MARGE!!

Kelly Kapowski is weak, LAST WEEK!! Giada is whats hot now.. Chilly Willy the Penguin. Ahh EE ACHOO!!! Meatwad... Craig T. Nelson. Sean McDonough, Red Sox announcer, 1988-2004. Don Orsillo can take his dry personality and stick it up his ass. Don Orsillo doing the play by play for a 35 year old virgin finally getting laid, can make it seem like just another sexy-time session. Leif Erickson.

Mike Wilbon and Tony Kornheiser, The greatest 1-2 punch since Beakman and Lester split ways. YOU KNOW IT

AAAAATTTTRRRREEEEYYYYUUU!!!!!!

I'd say I would love to Meet Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Worrior, but as you can see here we are pretty good friends

Music:

Jem and the Holograms, The Butt Trupetts, "You're ugly".. Wooley Sheb "One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater"... Lou Bega.. John fucking Hatford...Tim O fucking Brien... Tom fucking Petty. Billy fucking Joel..

" I put them on as a shocker, man I love these blu-blockers"!!!!!!!

Movies:

Television:

Small Wonder..Tennessee Tuxedo and his Tales. Zoobilee Zoo with Bill Der Beaver, and Van Go Lion... Eerie, Indiana. Sit UBU sit, good dog, ROOF!... PADRDON THE INTERUPTION!!! Heathcliff. Beakmans World!!

Books:

"Phantom Gourmet Guide to Boston's Best Restaurants" "Where the Sidewalk Ends" by, Shel Silverstein The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time" "Sideways" "Black Mass" "I May be Wrong but I Doubt It" By Charles Barkley "Bald as I Wanna Be" and "I'm Back For More Cash" by the great Tony Kornheiser.

Heroes:

Definetly got batons in our pants after the Sarro bang-in

Look at this line-up

What a bunch of shit-heads

You want some liquid Sarro!?!?

Stooooooop is giving me a vicous DDT on top of Doms car

Umm this picture was taking on March 23rd hours before I was supposed to die on the 24th and everyone knew that very well comming into this picture but elyse is extremely happy for some reason. I have been meaning to talk to her about that. Thank you for all your support and thank you to Shuana for giving the camera those naughty eyes and stooop for allowing her to give the naughty eye. Unfortunetly I did not die. WHAA WAAAA

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I wear pants on Christmas. My family frowns upon tighty whities around the Christmas tree. =/

Roar!!

Still Holding!!!!

And the judges reactions...

My Blog

Perfect Apple

I'm sure every parent enoys the "Staples" commercial with the man frolicking through the aisle while the song, "its the most wonderful time of the year" is playing the backround. I couldnt h...
Posted by The Other White Meat on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:00:00 PST