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Aubrey

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About Me

People tell me I look mad all the time. I have a great smile but don't use it enough. I love myself, but not in a bad way. I'm laid back. I get along with everybody and can find something I like in everyone I meet. I am super picky when it comes to boys. I don't ever work too hard. I love playing pool. I smoke pot. I love being random and spontaneous but I'm often not. I tend to be very sarcasticly cocky. Oh, I think like a dude too. Some people don't like me because I'm too straight foreward. Well I don't like them, they are too uptight. I am awesome - if you can't handle me then don't even send me a message.surfourspace.net premade layouts surfourspace.net TELL+ME+ABOUT+YOURSELF+-+The+Survey'
Name: Aubrey Jane Strauss
Birthday: December 11, 1984
Birthplace: Pittsburgh, PA
Current Location: St. Petersburg, FL
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'4" and 1/2!
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty!
Your Heritage: german/austrian little bit of irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: gym shoes and flip flops
Your Weakness: too deep
Your Fears: dying too young
Your Perfect Pizza: thin crust meat lovers with garlic dipping sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become helathy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont use it
Thoughts First Waking Up: is it early, can i go back to sleep?
Your Best Physical Feature: smile/dimple
Your Bedtime: 3am-6am
Your Most Missed Memory: my father
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: ewww
Single or Group Dates: depends on the guy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: wow thats a hard one
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: not well, only in the car
Do you Shower Daily: there's people that dont?
Have you Been in Love: forever ago
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: i've got to
Do you get Motion Sickness: used to, not anymore
Do you think you are Attractive: i dont think, i know
Are you a Health Freak: not a freak, no, but heath conscious
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them if i'm inside
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahahahahaha, yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: whats it to you?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: of course
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: uh huh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not since i was 8!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never have
In the past month have you been on Stage: kinda
In the past month have you been Dumped: hell no!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yep
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a few hearts....
Ever been Drunk: do you really need to ask that?
Ever been called a Tease: who, me!?!
Ever been Beaten up: bitch back off! ill kick your ass! no
Ever Shoplifted: when i was 13, a cheap necklace
How do you want to Die: in my sleep next to my husband
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: havent narrowed it down yet
What country would you most like to Visit: australia if i must choose
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: dark brown or black
Short or Long Hair: short, not military short tho
Height: 6'1"- 6'3"
Weight: 185
Best Clothing Style: the whole pacsun look or preppy boy
Number of Drugs I have taken: i'll say 2
Number of CDs I own: not too many
Number of Piercings: 5 if ears count too
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2
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My Interests

BEACHES.Getting a tan. Working out. Florida thunderstorms. Reading. Smoking. Drinking. Total acts of randomness.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody looking to have sex with me after meeting me on myspace. So back the fuck off if you have 34636 friends and they are all hot girls. Fuck you loser! Honestly, get a life! I'm not stupid. I know how guys think. I WILL NOT ACCEPT FRIENDS UNLESS I AM SENT A MESSAGE FIRST. THEN I REPLY. QUIT FILLING UP MY BOX WITH BULLSHIT INVITES!

Music:

Shit. I appreciate it all. Somehow.....but i really cant handle that country bitch-and-moan my dog died and my wife left me and my tractor broke down whiney bullshit. ooo and death metal sucks too.

Movies:

Go to Blockbuster and look around. I like some of those.

Television:

adult swim minus the anime. Comedy central. What Not to Wear, Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Mind of Mencia, Queer as Folk, Entourage, The 4400, Related...

Books:

I usually stick with Chuck, Steven, Patricia and Dean. In that order.

My Blog

monica, this is for you

you are always telling my to write one of these damn things. so i'm sitting here babysitting, with nothing to do, and i decided to write one, just for you. i've been sitting here for a good ten minut...
Posted by Aubrey on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:49:00 PST

LOL

im sorry but i just got a kick out of this: spamman371: you are so incredibly mean to everyone, which also includes me, i never ask for you to be negative, and i never ask you to even direct anything...
Posted by Aubrey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST