-She's A Mean One-Miss Monica-

About Me

Here's me........(totally copied this off of amanda btw) [aim and yim= morbidmedgirl]
-I'm Monica
-I probably don't like you
-But I'm open to letting you grow on me
-I rule, Know this.
-It's the key to being my friend.
-I'm a mommy, with the cutest little girl EVER
-Her name is Lilliana MaryJane
-I hate backstabbers(I prefer to be stabbed in the front), Liars, and walking contradictions.
-Most everyone I've ever met is a royal douche bag.
-I enjoy herbal refreshment
-Martinis are good friends of mine, and a little alcohol never hurt anyone!
-If I love you, consider youself part of an exclusive group
-Stay on my blameless side if you know what's good for you.
-I -really- love trees
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby. I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child. I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy. Before I was a Mom - I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay. I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love, the heartache, the wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom. I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much before I was a Mom.
Thank you Butterfly!!!!

My Interests

Welcome to MY world Leave your bullshit at the door

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE THAT I DON'T HAVE A DESIRE TO KILL.....

Music:

Metal is my number one LOVE, Rock, Rap, Jazz, Classical, Big Band music, Local music too. Pretty much anything that's not Country or GAY techno he's totally reaching for ME.

Movies:

ANYTHING HORROR that includes B and C fliks, Anything Anime, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Clockwork Orange Some Disney, The Matrix Trilogy, All Star Wars, Goth, and any kind of documentary that isn't about 911 or Micheal Moor...and I can't forget my beloved Brandon Lee in The Crow..Natural Born Killers (best movie ever) Lord of the Rings trilogy, From Dusk till Dawn, All Freddy and Jason movies, Swordfish, Hostel,

Television:

VIVA LA BAM!!! Charmed, Sex and the City, The Simpsons, King of the hill, Dragon BallZ, NIGHTWALKER, Sealab 2021, The Brak show, Robot Chicken, Dexter's Lab, Wolf's Rain, SouthPark, Excel Saga, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Any Law&Order or CSI, and I watch a lot of shit on the discovery channels. Pretty much anything on ADULT SWIM. History channel roks too.

Books:

Anything by: Marion Zimmer Bradley, J.R.R. Tolkien, Dean Kuntz, Douglas Monroe, George Orwell, Shakespeare, 2 Pac and Brian Froud. I like most fantasy novels as well. And those cheesy ass romance novels, the sex sceens are the best part.

Heroes:

Link, David Hasslehoff, Gumbi, The Ninja Turtles, Goku and the rest of the gang, Martin Short, Bob Saget, Cartman, Batman, Excel, Yugi!, Papa Smurf, and last but not least, Lucy (from 'I Love Lucy' only the best show ever)
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My Blog

FUCK YOU MAN!!!!!

Fuck You Number [ONE]OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHT BULLETINSON MYSPACE. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE IS UR FUCKINGHUSBAND OR WIFE, DUMBASS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LET SOMEONE KNOW EVERYTIME YOU WIPE YOUR ASS!Fu...
Posted by -She's A Mean One-Miss Monica- on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:02:00 PST

Charles Manson, again.

I had the dream again. I'm wondering if I should seek professional help if this continues. I'm freaking off my rocker. uh-oh. ummmm....moo?...
Posted by -She's A Mean One-Miss Monica- on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:16:00 PST

Comment hall fo Fame.

this is the comment hall of fame....there is only one comment right now, but stayed tuned for further editions. can we say anger issues? poor jared. ..> ..> What goes around comes aro...
Posted by -She's A Mean One-Miss Monica- on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:05:00 PST

The opitimy of me and katie

I couldn't tell you why she felt that way,She felt it everyday.And I couldn't help her,I just watched her make the same mistakes again.What's wrong, what's wrong now?Too many, too many problems.Don't ...
Posted by -She's A Mean One-Miss Monica- on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:46:00 PST

So I'm an Idiot.

I went to ambridge to see a friend. Had to ride my bike home in the rain. I went 2 miles the WRONG WAY before I realized what had happened. I"m a total moron. fuk. ...
Posted by -She's A Mean One-Miss Monica- on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:10:00 PST

R.I.P. Dawn, or hopefully.

This WAS my best friend. He should be killed Domer style. IT's what he deserves.Man who killed pregnant wife gets lifeSaturday, October 21, 2006By Karen Kane and Gabrielle Banks, Pittsburg...
Posted by -She's A Mean One-Miss Monica- on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:52:00 PST

BLAH

The world sucks. It really does. No joke.
Posted by -She's A Mean One-Miss Monica- on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

JUGGALO VS. FRIEND

JUGGALO VS. FRIEND-- Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad." Friend: Has never seen you cry. Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on. Friend: Asks you fo...
Posted by -She's A Mean One-Miss Monica- on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:43:00 PST

pity list

Here is my list of people that pity: Sharon (for being pathetic liar that can't get her story straight) Jamie (the over-acheiver of double standards) RK (for being my baby's dad and that'...
Posted by -She's A Mean One-Miss Monica- on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:39:00 PST

FILL THIS OUT

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:» I committed suicide:» I said I liked you:» I kissed you:» I lived next door to you:» I started smoking:» I stole something:» I was hospitalized:» I ran away from home:» I got in...
Posted by -She's A Mean One-Miss Monica- on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 05:04:00 PST