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Samael

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About Me

As a university student, I encountered the worst of the worst as far as common sense and dignity go. I haven't listed where I went for university studies because I do not need every ass-hat knowing exactly where I reside. I am on the verge of obtaining my Bachelor's Degree in Political Science, with Minors in Business Administration and Management Information Systems. I have always found it to be amusing, how people always associate loud, obnoxious, in-your-face attention whores with evil, when true evil simply waits for you...or waits for you to elect it. Jumping to conclusions about me seems to be a trend, and since most people follow trends blindly, I say have fun. Agnostic because man-made religions tend to aggravate me. I do not care about many people and in all seriousness, the concept of WWIII appeals to me. Human life is pitiful and people who think themselves to be great on here are utterly pathetic. I have seen much in my life that led me to these conclusions and to tell the truth, they are fact and reality in every sense. Pass what judgment you will; it matters not in the end days. Want to know something? Ask me. Don't like my views? Tell me so I may douse you in acid. I'm here to help."Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday." - John Wayne"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent." - Friedrich Nietzsche..

My Interests

Malcontents, Consumerist.Com, Hotchickswithdouchebags.com, Supermassive Black Holes, Anime, War, Bubonic Plague, The Marburg Virus, Cannibalism, Heavy Metal, VHEMT.org, Assassins, Art, Bushido, Codex Gigas, The Aghori, Croatia, Germans, LewisBlack.Net, Spartan Training, The Krampus, Human Genocide, Odd People, ODESSA, "Typhoid" Mary Mallon, Richard Pryor, Panzertruppen, Gravitational/Spacetime Singularity, Political Discussion, Doom, Duke Nukem, Afrika Korps, The Bardo Thodol, Zaiger's Genetics, Horten Ho-IX/Ho 229, Krav Maga, Mithras, Unstoppable Killing Machines, ADV, Ducati Motorcycles, Venom, Manga, The Gammon Bomb, Humboldt Squid, Kraken, Plant Care/Botany, Nature/Natural Photography, Bettas, Aeon Flux, The Death Stalker Scorpion, Rally Racing, Yellow-Lipped Sea Kraits, Giorgio Armani, The Catacombs, Bollywood, Sumol, Tapirs, Dead Sea Scrolls, Alligator Snapping Turtles, Nerdy/Brainy Girls, Oubliettes, Ann Hart Coulter, British Comedy, Aurora Borealis, Bullet Ants, Indonesia, Singapore, Dragon Rouge/The Ordo Draconis et Atri Adamantis, Whore of Babylon, Nebelwerfers, Discordianism, The Merovingian Dynasty, Watching Idiots Expire, Mongooses, The Ganges, Lindt & Sprüngli Chocolate, Ebola, World War I and II, Revolutionary Reich Weaponry, Chimera Virus Research, JoyofSpex.com, The Rosicrucian Order, Panzerwerfers, Antiques, Ntavelis's Cave, Black Caiman, Panzerlehrdivision, Vintage Photos, Natasha Lyonne, Clocks, Ting, Kriegsmarine, Mel's Hole, Mimes, Castlevania, Ethnic Cleansing, Mojca Zugna, Old Books, Plague Doctors, Rose McGowan, Christina Ricci, Masks, Tanks, JonStewartforPresident.com, Forensics, Swords, Mugger Crocodile, Tapestries, etc. You'll normally find me alone since things I find engaging are usually liked by few and far in between, especially in an area devoid of culture. "Use no way as way; use no limitation as limitation." - Bruce Lee"Self-control is something many need to find; few possess; and even fewer use." - Samael

I'd like to meet:

Aristotle, Bruce Lee, Field Marshal Erwin Rommel, Tomás de Torquemada, General Dr Hans Friedrich Karl Franz Kammler, Frank Serpico, Guy Fawkes, Colonel General Alfred Jodl, Oda Nobunaga, Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías, Michael Moore, John Wayne, Gen. Wesley Clark, Patrick Stewart, Jerry Cantrell, Bill Cosby, Issei "The Japanese Cannibal" Sagawa, Reinhard Heydrich, F.W. Murnau, "The Iceman" Richard Kuklinski, Layne Staley, Ann Hart Coulter, John Dillinger, Abraham Lincoln, Radu Florescu, Joachim Peiper, Suleiman the Magnificent, Michael Wittmann, Max Schreck, Dr. Michael Baden, Eddie Izzard, Whoopi Goldberg, Wojciech Kilar, Bill Clinton, Ryan Larkin, Günther Rall, Trajan, Jet Li, Sonny Chiba, Stephen Chow, Albert Speer, The Dalai Lama, Otto Skorzeny, Winston Churchill, Otto Carius, Niccolo Machiavelli, Richard Pryor, Johannes Kummel, Tertullian, Rose McGowan, Frank Sinatra, Oscar Wilde, Ted Bundy, Noam Chomsky, Edgar Cayce, Tony Bennett, Edgar Allen Poe, Heinz Guderian, Alexander the Great, Homer, Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Donald Trump, Eric Arthur "George Orwell" Blair, George Carlin, Bill Maher, The Marquis de Sade.I like how it doesn't say "who are alive." Most great/interesting people are dead. Ever notice that? "Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution." - Erich Topp "For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat." - Hattori Hanzo

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Music:

Metal, Industrial, Classical, Classic Rock, Jazz, Blues, Old-School Punk, Anime Soundtracks, Charlie and his Orchestra, Roger Alan Wade, Pearl Jam, Depeche Mode, Blind Melon, Screaming Trees, Suicide Commando, Simple Minds, Toto, The Misfits, Sex Pistols, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Iggy Pop/The Stooges, Seal, Jimi Hendrix, John Lee Hooker, The Cure, Dean Martin, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Kinks, Johnny Cash, The Doors, Parliament, Plan 9, Elton John, Matisyahu, Dimmu Borgir, David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust, Glenn Miller, Giacomo Puccini, The Other, Queen, Cheap Trick, Iced Earth, Wojciech Kilar, Led Zeppelin, Prong, Porno for Pyros, Tears for Fears, Jane's Addiction, INXS, Type O Negative, Talking Heads, Rancid, Yoko Kanno, The Smashing Pumpkins, White Zombie, Peter Frampton, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Cab Calloway, Neil Diamond, Dominic Chianese, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bob Marley and The Wailers, Danzig, Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, Beastie Boys, Rolling Stones, Rammstein, Men Without Hats, Judas Priest, King Diamond, Shadow Reichenstein, Soundgarden, Slayer, Bach, Motorhead, Ray Charles, Tad, The Clash, GWAR, John Lennon, Marvin Gaye, Duran Duran, Iron Maiden, Eisbrecher, Cat Stevens, Alice in Chains, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Black Flag, Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Rollins Band. Don't mention this new emo punk pop crap around me (I.E. Sum 41, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park and the rest of those whiney, talentless, in dire need to be castrated, noise-makers). Also, if a band cannot create at least one song that is semi-mellow they cannot be called "musicians." Range must be in the mix. "A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy." - Guy Fawkes

Movies:

Kung Fu Hustle, Tom Jones, Trainspotting, V for Vendetta, Paths of Glory, Jin-Roh, Fearless, SiCKO, American Psycho, Unforgiven, Kids in the Hall "Brain Candy", Young Frankenstein, History of the World: Part I, Serpico, Taxi Driver, The Hills Have Eyes, Psycho, Fight Club, Dominion: Prequel to Exorcist, 300, Gamera: Guardian, The Last Remake of Beau Geste, S.S. Doomtrooper, Return of the Living Dead II, Dark Water, Die Hard, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Die Hard: With a Vengeance, Little Otik, Akira, Ali G Indahouse, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, Fist Full of Dollars, Yellowbeard, Shaun of the Dead, The Searchers, Police Academy, Police Academy 2, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Helter Skelter, For a Few Dollars More, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, The Sting, Tokyo Godfathers, Mobsters, The Man Who Knew Too Much, Goldfinger, The Man With The Golden Gun, Diamonds Are Forever, Dr. No, From Russia With Love, For Your Eyes Only, You Only Live Twice, Live And Let Die, Never Say Never Again, The Living Daylights, A View to a Kill, Thunderball, Octopussy, The Spy Who Loved Me, The French Connection, The French Connection II, Caesar and Cleopatra, Office Space, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, -Au Revoir, les Enfants-, Ronin, Kill Bill Vol.1 and Vol.2, Army of Darkness, A Wind Named Amnesia, Coming to America, A Clockwork Orange, Godzilla, Quills, Black Jack, Dragnet, Ichi the Killer, Gangs of New York, Dark City, Pulp Fiction, Smokey and the Bandit, Blazing Saddles, The Blues Brothers, Hero, The Devil's Advocate, Caddyshack, Wallace and Gromit Shorts, Run Lola Run, Bloodsport, Shogun's Samurai, Bruce Lee: A Warrior's Journey, The Omen, Harvie Krumpet, House of Flying Daggers, Storyville, Goodfellas, Narc, Single White Female, Braveheart, Dr. Strangelove, The Crow, Rosemary's Baby, Batman Begins, Hellraiser Series, A Beautiful Mind, Spaceballs, Hellboy, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (original), Howl's Moving Castle, Beavis and Butt-Head Do America, The Great Escape, Godzilla Vs Mechagodzilla, Downfall, Spriggan, Ghost in the Shell, Godzilla vs King Ghidorah, Buffalo '66, The Twilight Samurai, Metropolis, Shogun Assassin, Once Upon a Time in China 1+2, Fahrenheit 451, The Thing, The Guns of Navarone, 1984, Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke, The Manchurian Candidate, Vampire Hunter D and Bloodlust, Armitage: Dual Matrix and Poly Matrix, Predator, Forrest Gump, Nosferatu, Stripes, Scrooged, The Untouchables, Return of the Dragon, Fifth Element, Last Man Standing, The Big Lebowski, Game of Death, Zatoichi, Godzilla Vs Space Godzilla, Dawn of the Dead, Destroy All Monsters, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Twilight of the Dark Master, Scarface, The Godfather, The Godfather II, Darkside Blues, Ninja Scroll, The Desert Fox, X/1999, Hang 'Em High, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, Clerks II, Onmyoji, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie.

Television:

Ninja Warrior, Seven Swordsmen, MST3K, Fist of the North Star, Watashitachi no Kyokasho, Count Duckula, Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, Eiken, South Park, The Simpsons, Team Sanchez, Kids in the Hall, Gokusen, TNA, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Blackadder, Shin Chan, Faulty Towers, Banned From The Bible, Get Smart, Dragnet, Trinity Blood, Star Trek: TNG, Venture Brothers, The Colbert Report, Bleach, CNN, The Oblongs, Futurama, Family Guy, Keeping Up Appearances, Daria, Beavis and Butt-Head, The Daily Show, Duckman, CSPAN, The Critic, Rocko's Modern Life, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Seinfeld, Mission Hill, BBC, Real Time with Bill Maher, MXC, Larry King Live, Are You Being Served?, Married, With Children, AZN Televison, Autopsy Series with Dr. Michael Baden, Home Movies, Military Channel, Jackass, Wild Boyz, The History Channel, The History Channel International.

Books:

One Few Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Doctors of Death Series, The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe, The Iron Ghost, Trigun Maximum, The Romance of Tristan, Tales From 1001 Nights, Bushido, Secrets of the Samurai, Rommel as Military Commander, Nietzsche, Jackboot: A History of the German Soldier 1713 - 1945, Hitler's War, Alexander the Great and His Time, The Art of War, Warfare of the Third Reich, Inside Hitler's Germany, The Blitzkrieg Campaigns, Armies of Pestilence, 1984, Rurouni Kenshin, The Tale of Genji, New Rules, The Illiad, Life and Death and the Edgar Cayce Readings, Warriors of Medieval Japan, Ghengis Khan, The Sword and the Mind, History of the World War, Leaves of Grass, The Most Evil Men and Women in History, Candide, 100 Most Infamous Criminals, The Odyssey, Hellsing, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, Chariots of the Gods?, The Prince, Pure Drivel, U.S. Army Survival Manual, Mountain of Fame, The Samurai, Ideas of the Great Philosophers, The Little Book of Eastern Wisdom, The Ethics of Destruction, Judicial Politics, Memnoch the Devil, The Meaning of Masonry, The Lexicon of Masonry, Death, Das Reich, Sepp Dietrich: Hitler's Gladiator, U-Boats Off-Shore, Hunt and Kill, DOUBLE Your Brain Power, The Last Days of Hitler, Hitler's Scientists, Werwolf! SS: Hitler's Foreign Divisions, Invisible Eagle: History of Nazi Occultism.

Heroes:

Aristotle, Niccolo Machiavelli, Thucydides, Erwin Rommel, Frank Serpico, Oda Nobunaga, Vo-Vo, Bobchi, Edgar Allan Poe, Guy Fawkes, Lucius Cornelius Sulla, Huo Yuanjia, Ghengis Khan, Trajan, Toyotomi Hideyoshi, Alexander the Great, Bill Cosby, Friedrich Nietzsche, Suleiman the Magnificent, H. L. Mencken, Theodore Roosevelt, Bruce Lee, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Hannibal Barca, Søren Kierkegaard, Michael Wittmann, Jean-Paul Sartre, Attila the Hun, Otto Carius, Sun Tzu, Karl Dönitz, Leonidas I, George Carlin, Bill Maher, The Dalai Lama, Hajime Saito, Sigmund Freud, Xerxes I, Fydor Dostoevsky, Oscar Wilde, The Marquis de Sade, The Shinsengumi, Tertullian. But seriously, what makes one a "hero."

My Blog

Further Evidence Supporting Human Eradication

Gang punches hole in Monet work --> -->A gang of intruders has bro...
Posted by Samael on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 03:05:00 PST

Ozymandias

I met a traveller from an antique landWho said:Two vast and trunkless legs of stoneStand in the desert. Near them on the sand,Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frownAnd wrinkled lip and sneer...
Posted by Samael on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 09:49:00 PST

Observation

Just a quick note: I always heard that Myspace was nothing but a breeding ground for whores who want to be sluts not only in their own towns, but throughout the world. I just never realized how simila...
Posted by Samael on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:10:00 PST

New Blog Entry Semi-Regular Theme

I've decided to do a semi-regular update type with my blog, entitled "Why Wasn't This Person Aborted?" As the inaugural post of this type, I believe this one to be quite a good start. West ...
Posted by Samael on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:10:00 PST

6/6/06 = .....Nothing

One quick note about 6/6/06 now that the apocalypse has passed us by: How pretentious is the human race, specifically Christian bullshit artists, that we would think that if Hell existed, it would fol...
Posted by Samael on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:38:00 PST

Another Annoyance

Street racing movies are the most trite wastes of film and money ever; all they do is spawn wannabes who race shitboxes around neighborhoods thinking they're doing something original and great. When I...
Posted by Samael on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 06:09:00 PST

Supermax

More of a memoirs-type entry I suppose, but there's something about this place that makes me all tingly. I think it has to do with how I'm such a big fan of proficiency...that and anything that pisses...
Posted by Samael on Thu, 11 May 2006 11:20:00 PST

Quick Myspace Note

Will Myspace ever get it's shit together and not screw up coding done to profiles? I think that's a pipe-dream everyone has now and then.
Posted by Samael on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:15:00 PST

Satisfaction

Satisfaction is putting environmentalist ninnies in their place by explaining to them that the entire planet could convert to clean energy sources tomorrow and it would not matter whatsoever. The reas...
Posted by Samael on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:11:00 PST

Thought

Has everyone just completely lost their goddamn minds? I mean really, I don't know how people can even have the brain power left to continue to breathe with some of the ridiculous nonsense they e...
Posted by Samael on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:54:00 PST