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Cory

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm fat, lazy, goofy, dorky, and just plain silly. I drink a lot, work a lot, and sleep not a whole lot.
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test

What Is Your Battle Cry?


S kulking through the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Supahaole! And he gives a mighty cry:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!"


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My Interests


What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and MonkeyMotorcycles, music, running around causing a ruckus, being a total goofball and embarrassing myself and my friends in public...you know, the usuals.

I'd like to meet:

Adam Lausch, Alika Lyman and myself playing with the incredible Imani Uzuri...one of the most fun nights of my life.

Music:

Umm...where to begin on this one...just about anything really

Movies:

Shakes the Clown (the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies), The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (pure, non-stop cheese...fucking brilliant), Fight Club, Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Big Blue, all of the Muppet movies, Transformers, Beastmaster, anything that makes me giggle or forget the dreary reality that is my life

Television:

I try not to, really

Books:

Mystery, sci fi, whatever I happen to pick up on rare occasions that I have free time

Heroes:


You are spoon guy. You should have planned ahead
buddy, or packed a bigger lunch.

which rejected character are you?
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My Blog

Someone stranger than me...

So, I was walking into a store this evening in a slight rain.  I passed some random guy who looked at me and said "don't scratch the water, it might get upset"I had no response other than "but wh...
Posted by Cory on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 09:05:00 PST

...

I've had the Fraggle Rock theme song stuck in my head all day.I can't even remember the last time I saw that show...how is it possible that I still know how the theme goes?Also, it would appear that m...
Posted by Cory on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 08:48:00 PST

I might just be insane....

It's been suspected for quite some time, and I'm totally ok with it.  It's either that, or I'm channeling a schizophrenic with an odd case of tourette's syndrom.  All day, I've found myself ...
Posted by Cory on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 09:26:00 PST

....

One day people will learn...there's a reason I'm known as Supahaole. 
Posted by Cory on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 09:47:00 PST

Is it Friday yet?

I'm over this work thing already.  Can I take a vacation now?
Posted by Cory on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:35:00 PST

Huh?

It's all just so silly, innit?
Posted by Cory on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 10:18:00 PST

Dude!

I'm f**king awesome! That's all...go on about your business.
Posted by Cory on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 10:30:00 PST

You know what's really silly?

Otter Pops.I don't know why...they just are.
Posted by Cory on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 03:22:00 PST

hmmm....

How long will it take for people to realize this is up here?
Posted by Cory on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 04:19:00 PST