New edition to the family |
I took Ember to the pet store this weekend to get her very first pet. Although she was certain a bunny would make her happy - I convinced her bunny poop would not..
So we welcomed a much ea...
Posted by Nikki on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:17:00 PST |
Why I no stay come when u stay go |
Here's the scoop on why I haven't been out and about for the last month or so. Mom did a little slip and slide and broke her leg in 5 places, holidays mean family time, I utilize all my sitter o...
Posted by Nikki on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:46:00 PST |
Spike baby turns 2! |
Today my little rascal turned two years old. About a hundred weeks ago she was very resistant to leave my womb. We were all certain that had she been able to talk at the time she would hav...
Posted by Nikki on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:09:00 PST |
There's an F-16 in my pants |
A friend sent this to me..I thought it was pretty funny:AN OPEN LETTER TO:MR. JAMES THATCHER,BRAND MANAGER,PROCTER & GAMBLE.Dear Mr. Thatcher,I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for ...
Posted by Nikki on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:33:00 PST |
Firsts |
1. Who was your first prom date? 1st and only prom date: Cory, #3 on top friends.2. Who was your first roommate? Dana, #2 on my friends.3. What alcoholic beverage did you first drink? Drambuie. Blech....
Posted by Nikki on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:03:00 PST |
"Bulging trousers" and its place in literature |
'Grunts and squeaks' wins Bad Sex Award
LONDON, England (AP) -- First-time author Iain Hollingshead scooped a dubious literary honor Wednesday, winning the Bad Sex in Fiction Award for his nove...
Posted by Nikki on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 05:06:00 PST |
This time, I can't help it. |
I have to brag.
On the eve of turning 17 months old, Spike has mastered counting to ten!
-Proud Mom
Posted by Nikki on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:09:00 PST |
What's my name bitch? |
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)Mildew Cedar2. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your middle name)N-Dan3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (...
Posted by Nikki on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:04:00 PST |
Rest in Peace Unkle Crazy Kenny |
Early Friday my hanai uncle "Crazy Kenny" aka the "Sugar Mill Spy", died of a brain tumor. Yes he was "crazy". Certifiably. He was also a genius. Isn't it great how those two g...
Posted by Nikki on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:03:00 PST |
Quiz time. |
Can't sleep. This survey might help.
1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
No. She's dead. Wow, great start.
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
Order 250l...
Posted by Nikki on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:59:00 PST |
